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Surprise surprise, Lou hotlz says

Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:18 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:18 pm
Notre Dame is back and Bama may be the best team, but we won't be in Columbia Saturday. He has got to be the most biased annalyst out there.
This post was edited on 10/7/10 at 8:25 pm
Posted by BASCTiger
34247 posts
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:19 pm to
Did he speak in German
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92723 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:19 pm to
Zis iz ze Germanz.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:20 pm to
Was on my phone typing it, sorry.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92723 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:22 pm to
Itz coolz.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
43560 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Did he speak in German


No, I think it is just a lisp.

Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 9:17 pm to
Who cares what Lou Holtz says?

Predictions are meaningless.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14641 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 9:33 pm to
"Thurprizthh thurprizthhh. The Gamecockthhh will trip us Nick Thhhaban and the Crimthon Tide....Thufferin' Thuckitash!!!!"


Holth is getting harder & harder to take. ALMOST as bad as Mark May...
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 9:35 pm to
phhftzzzlss....
Posted by BurasTigah
I'm Bored...
Member since Dec 2005
3825 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 10:10 pm to
I am amazed you understood him. I can't understand anything that putz says.
Posted by wardamnamerica
Member since Sep 2010
564 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 10:17 pm to
Whoever writes the the stuff he reads off the teleprompter has a hell of a sense of humor. He makes no sense and uses as many S`s as possible. I felt bad for garciapara tonight. Holtz was spraying.
Posted by Colonel Rebel
Member since Sep 2010
40 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 10:34 pm to
whoa whoa whoa--let's not go too far. Lou Holtz would have to have advanced dementia and would still make more sense than Mark May.
Posted by Vols22
Ft. Wood, Missouri
Member since Sep 2010
1349 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 10:39 pm to
He should wear a gold plated ND jock on his head while lisping his predictions.
Posted by Eternalmajin
Member since Jun 2008
13703 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 10:42 pm to
He was at least funny fricking with May saying once they get this easy game out of the way they'll have to play harder opponents next week.

eta: ND vs PItt this week, 5 straight non-BCS teams after
This post was edited on 10/7/10 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19140 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:22 pm to
I heard Lou say a couple of weeks back -- "Notre Dame is gonna upset Stanford this week. It's coming ...bla, bla, bla..."

Y'all all know he's gonna do that mess.

ETA:
quote:

He was at least funny fricking with May

When they get n2 it...
This post was edited on 10/7/10 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Bamamojo
Member since Sep 2010
789 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:24 pm to
no shite
Posted by GABlueDog
Marietta, GA
Member since Dec 2008
8045 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

Did he speak in German


Don't think so but I'm sure he coated those sitting next to him in a fresh layer of spit.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:25 pm to
Did you know Lou HOlz was born with both sexual organs? They let him chose when he was in his 20s.

Surgery was arcanic then but he was born like XYY or whatever

Same shite that appears on zippers
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19140 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:28 pm to
Who the hell is that in your avatar?
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:36 pm to
A lady I met at a football game one time
She was in a wheelchair and I tried to take some Pringles she had in the truck and she pulled that shite out from underneath her blanket and started laughing
She was also peeing and we smelled something really citrusy so we gave her $5 and left but only after we got a picture

She said she shot a bum one time
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