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re: What method should I use to end my life?

Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:50 am to
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:50 am to
I suggest you wait until next weekend after losing to LSU. You'll at least get a great last meal in Baton Rouge.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
86287 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:51 am to
quote:

What method should I use to end my life?


A corndog

sweet irony
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:52 am to
Have Terrence Cody do a belly flop on you.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16909 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:57 am to
dude i wish i had a couple corndogs right now. im starving
Posted by Jhag
varying
Member since Mar 2009
4342 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:45 am to
I tried drinking myself to death tonight but all it got me was bloody nuckles
Posted by Jhag
varying
Member since Mar 2009
4342 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:50 am to
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Gotigers57
What method should I use to end my life?
you're a moron.....


No you are. And you suck at life
Posted by RockyStop
Chainsaw City
Member since Jun 2008
4349 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:54 am to
quote:

What method should I use to end my life?


quote:

After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?


We lost to ULM. Get the frick over it and realize if you dont show up to play your not going to win. BTW if it helps BAMA is the best team in the nation
Posted by 2poop
bama
Member since Sep 2009
4562 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 6:33 am to
Jhag, You really should give your plan a little more thought. Assuming you do follow thru, when you reach the firey abis all the condemed will laugh unendingly at you. Although those poor souls have been burning in agony forever, they will think your PEOPLES NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP - GOLF DIGEST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP t-shirt is some funny shite.



If by chance (a long shot as you are an aubie) you do make to the pearly gates, prepare for reality and choose your clothing carefully.



Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24835 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 6:51 am to
A win next week and all is forgotten.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52065 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:22 am to
I tried drinking myself to death but all I got was a bitch of a hangover and a pissed off wife. Maybe the Falcons can pull out a win tonight and save the weekend a little bit.
Posted by bamascott2
XIV
Member since Apr 2009
9671 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:32 am to
Go to the cinema and watch a Ben Affleck triple feature.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90739 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:33 am to
smother yourself in Kige's belly?
Posted by TenaciousTiger
Biloxi
Member since Apr 2009
583 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:23 am to
Jump into the PP windmill!!!!!!!
Posted by wildrebeltime
Little Rock
Member since May 2009
2058 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:34 am to
isn't there farms in alabama? isn't there farms near Auburn? If it were me I'd find one of those big Combine tractors and jump into the grinders as it's plowing down the field. that is , If Auburn were my team and lost to KY
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7415 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:35 am to
I'm looking on the bright side. More time to spend with the family and more time to catch up on the work I've let slip.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12451 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:42 am to
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What method should I use to end my life?


Come to Baton Rouge next Saturday night and ask around.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
19441 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:43 am to
Eat crawfish till yer innerds explode, and coyotes eat them before yer eyes....then die...
Posted by adognamekoda
kville
Member since Nov 2007
570 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:51 am to
kick it with a belt in the closet like David Carradine, Michael Hutchence that way your family wont think your going to hell and you really killed yourself it will look like an accident.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81284 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:03 am to
send a gun in motion, fake it to the pills and you won't be able to stop the noose
Posted by Blue Guru
"Follow me to the promise land" -PP
Member since Oct 2009
185 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:11 am to
hang yourself from a tree and let fans roll you with toilet paper
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