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re: Dre Kirkpatrick (bama 5 star) might not qualify

Posted on 6/12/09 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19747 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 3:44 pm to
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wtf is he going to do with books if he can't read? if he wants a coloring book, he can go down to Auburn.


Man, I learned how to read with Pug. See Pug run. Go Pug go. Maybe there's some type of Hooked on Phonics or Pug books in the student union.
Posted by attheua
Tuscaloosa
Member since Apr 2008
5442 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Well maybe some Alabama players can sell him some books.



I have a feeling that this joke will be around for a very long long time.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19747 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 4:03 pm to
Glad to see you have a sense of humor.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 4:04 pm to
quote:


wtf is he going to do with books if he can't read? if he wants a coloring book, he can go down to Auburn.


Posted by discip1ine
East Tennessee
Member since Oct 2007
858 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Well maybe some Alabama players can sell him some books.



splayto LuckyLee
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 5:28 pm to
Well maybe some Alabama players can sell him some books.



Now that was funny
Posted by bubbalove
austin
Member since Apr 2009
47 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 5:38 pm to
Well maybe some Alabama players can sell him some books.

Remember there was no monetary gain with the book scandal. They "gave" them away.
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 7:08 pm to
What good will books do if he can't read?
Posted by bhelmLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
637 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

What good will books do if he can't read?



You obviously can't read either because that was already addressed on page 1.
Posted by RedElephants
Pittsburgh Steelers Fan
Member since Feb 2009
8126 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

And Loston may not qualify for LSU, no?

I hope Loston qualifies and gets much PT...So he and Chad Jones can ride the Julio Piggyback Express together.
Posted by Kato
Sec 102
Member since Nov 2006
2794 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

So he and Chad Jones can ride the Julio Piggyback Express together.


Clever, but come on now...Chad Jones? Maybe Hawkins or Eugene, but not Jones.
Posted by RedElephants
Pittsburgh Steelers Fan
Member since Feb 2009
8126 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Chad Jones?


Yes. Chad Jones.

LINK
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
11271 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:13 pm to
Salvation?
Wow you're pathetic.
Posted by superman
Member since Mar 2008
8079 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:17 pm to
I think it's pretty accurate.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24280 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 10:24 pm to
Someone put a joke on the O-T not too long ago in a sort of "Chuck Norris" thread on Jones that said:

Chad Jones had sex in an 18 wheeler and ejaculated on the front seat. Nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.

I still laugh at that.
Posted by zacharytiger08
zachary
Member since May 2009
348 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 10:54 pm to
The alabama recruits gave the books away because they have no use for them. Nick saban recruits people like forest gump and boobie miles. "Theres only one subject at bama and that's football" They make straight a's in football. Saban recruits all these borderline failures and eventually Alabama is gonna have that prison swagga dre be liking. haha.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9962 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Billy Mays


with the vacated games, does that mean Ole Miss can finally claim a double digit win total against us?
Posted by superman
Member since Mar 2008
8079 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

with the vacated games, does that mean Ole Miss can finally claim a double digit win total against us?


Unfortunately for them, when games are vacated by the winner, neither team get to claim a victory. It will go down as a loss for both teams. Looking at our record against MSU and Ole Miss make me feel better about myself.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9962 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

The alabama recruits gave the books away because they have no use for them. Nick saban recruits people like forest gump and boobie miles. "Theres only one subject at bama and that's football" They make straight a's in football. Saban recruits all these borderline failures and eventually Alabama is gonna have that prison swagga dre be liking. haha.


are you retarded? serious question
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9962 posts
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Unfortunately for them, when games are vacated by the winner, neither team get to claim a victory. It will go down as a loss for both teams. Looking at our record against MSU and Ole Miss make me feel better about myself.



well damn, unless their is another manning kid we don't know about they will be stuck on 9 for awhile.
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