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Time to release these evil spirits on the Athletic Department since last week

Posted on 3/18/26 at 6:33 pm
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
282 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 6:33 pm
This place - and the whole athletic department - has been filled with negative vibes. Some demented holy ghost has taken over.

Arise oh holy one!






Oh great and holy one. We pray to Thee, Chief Tuskaloosa, and the blue corn moon, to remove these evil spirits from the catacombs from under Coleman Coliseum. Move them. Move them eastward (approximately 157 miles) to get rid of our enemies. Thank you great old Chief for allowing us to live.


Cleanse us of this devil!



Release us oh holy one

This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 7:15 pm
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2464 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 6:57 pm to
Bama athletics is largely the product of the decisions made by those in charge. Question is how long will it take them to admit it and what will they do to fix it.
Posted by hwyman108
Member since Nov 2016
2399 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:30 pm to
Enlighten us with your expert analysis on what seems to be broken and how they should fix “ole expert of fricked up athletic departments guru”
Posted by rushball
Member since Apr 2021
318 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by Sandkhan
Member since Jun 2009
8294 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:38 pm to
Arise chicken…chicken arise
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
282 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Bama athletics is largely the product of the decisions made by those in charge. Question is how long will it take them to admit it and what will they do to fix it.


Pfft whatever you said nerd.
Posted by Bamarap
Hoover
Member since Oct 2015
491 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 9:00 pm to
A second weekend would exercise these bad spirits. Don't understand the downvotes. A bit of levity is good. One game at a time.
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2464 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:04 pm to
Saban said it himself. You can make any decision you want, but there are consequences. Thats the facts. But you can deny it if that makes you feel better.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7407 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:52 pm to
If you’re stating it’s time for Greg Byrne to get the frick out……..

I regret I only have one upvote to give.



This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 12:14 am
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
282 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 5:38 am to
quote:

A second weekend would exercise these bad spirits


That's right. Let that holy ghost language out of ya

Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41981 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Saban said it himself. You can make any decision you want, but there are consequences. Thats the facts. But you can deny it if that makes you feel better.


That wasn’t the question. The question was what do you feel is wrong with Alabama’s athletic department
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2464 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 1:02 am to
quote:

The question was what do you feel is wrong with Alabama’s athletic department

1. Didn't see that question in the thread.
2. What I feel isn't relevant.
3. What is wrong with the athletic department is mediocre results.
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
282 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 3:29 pm to
Someone please get rid of this bad mojo
Posted by phil4bama
Emerald Coast of PCB
Member since Jul 2011
11919 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:31 am to
quote:

That wasn’t the question. The question was what do you feel is wrong with Alabama’s athletic department


Fans with unrealistic expectations. Nobody can win every game and every natty in every sport. There are a couple of coaches that could be upgraded, but for the most part we’re doing ok. Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2464 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 8:40 am to
Indiana 38 Bama 3

Posted by crimsoncoded94
Georgiana
Member since Aug 2025
2142 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 8:33 am to
This shite worked lmao
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