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Wondering what heinous acts barn fans committed in prior lives to deserve this?

Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4876 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:23 pm
Best guess is they were convicted of beastiality, but the sheep lied.
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
7199 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:24 pm to
I mean, there are way worse fates than being an Auburn fan. See SCar.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26289 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:28 pm to
Simultaneously having Hugh Freeze, DJ Durkin, and Bruce Pearl on the payroll
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
38 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:50 pm to
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Best guess is they were convicted of beastiality, but the sheep lied.


It's the cows; it was always the cows in Lee County.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31445 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 6:02 pm to
Harsin was a good man and they tried to convince everyone he was screwing around with a staffer so they could fire him.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
49464 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 6:06 pm to
Pettifogger was Woodrow Wilson in a past life, so he's being punished



RockyMtnTiger was Jim Jones
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
Member since Nov 2021
8835 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:21 pm to
It’s the Cohen curse that I warned them about when he hosed Bama as a 16seed in baseball. I’ve posted about it several times in the past couple years.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
64372 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:38 pm to
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Harsin was a good man and they tried to convince everyone he was screwing around with a staffer so they could fire him.


Yep. They deserve everything they get.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
43626 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:56 pm to
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See SCar.


At least they have base

Oh
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19789 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:03 pm to
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Harsin was a good man
but a shitty coach

ask 3down10 about him
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10534 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:25 pm to
God has to be eternally pissed off at Auburn fans. He must be like, "I knew you were going to be a big college football fan so I put you in a place where the namesake school for your state fields literally the greatest college football program of all time, and you spit in My face and decide to be a fan of some podunk team from some podunk town that even I've never heard of. Enjoy that karma you've earned."
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