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Lane Kiffin Derangement Syndrom (LKDS) is like the mind worm in Star Trek II: TWOK
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:14 pm
The menacing brain worms in Star Trek referred to as the Ceti Eels from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, which enter the ear to control a host's mind.
It’s a debilitating and irreversible condition if not treated early.
Early detection is the key.
Those who suspect they may suffer from this condition should seek help immediately.
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
If any or all of these symptoms are present, you should seek the help of a mental health professional immediately
It’s a debilitating and irreversible condition if not treated early.
Early detection is the key.
Those who suspect they may suffer from this condition should seek help immediately.
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
If any or all of these symptoms are present, you should seek the help of a mental health professional immediately
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:15 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:26 pm to TigerLunatik
Don’t be. I had a manual fecal decompaction at the ER one time. After that everything else seems like no big deal. Women have babies so they can know what it feels like for a heterosexual man to have a manual fecal decompaction.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:27 pm to rebeloke
You are exhibiting incel behavior.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:31 pm to 6
One man’s shitpost is another man’s sandwich.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:34 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
Weird how RebelBrokenAC exhibits all of those characterists.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:35 pm to rebeloke
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I had a manual fecal decompaction at the ER one time. After that everything else seems like no big deal. Women have babies so they can know what it feels like for a heterosexual man to have a manual fecal decompaction.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:58 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:02 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 2/27/26 at 4:37 pm to rebeloke
Congratulations, Rebeloke. You have made Message Board Geniuses. 
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I be dead right if I hadn’t self smarted myself!
Posted on 2/27/26 at 9:58 pm to rebeloke
Melt day 89
Posted on 2/27/26 at 11:13 pm to rebeloke
Kiffin Mind Worms are much more predominant in the pillaged, plundered and ravaged Ole Miss fan base.
Yall still so BUTTHURT that many of you State of Mississippi Rebel Necks are degenerating into madness and psychosis.
We took what we wanted and then dumped washed up RB Coach Frank Wilson on yall. (What till yall see his RB rotation. He's going to ruin Lacy)
Yall still so BUTTHURT that many of you State of Mississippi Rebel Necks are degenerating into madness and psychosis.
We took what we wanted and then dumped washed up RB Coach Frank Wilson on yall. (What till yall see his RB rotation. He's going to ruin Lacy)
Posted on 2/27/26 at 11:16 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/28/26 at 9:08 am to rebeloke
lol,still mad Lane left hunh?
Posted on 2/28/26 at 10:40 am to rebeloke
Can you imagine if Lane wins a NC at LSU and does it by beating OLE Miss in the playoffs. We thought getting beat by Saban at Bama was bad for a NC but this could be next level stuff. 
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