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Lane Kiffin Derangement Syndrom (LKDS) is like the mind worm in Star Trek II: TWOK
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:14 pm
The menacing brain worms in Star Trek referred to as the Ceti Eels from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, which enter the ear to control a host's mind.
It’s a debilitating and irreversible condition if not treated early.
Early detection is the key.
Those who suspect they may suffer from this condition should seek help immediately.
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
If any or all of these symptoms are present, you should seek the help of a mental health professional immediately
It’s a debilitating and irreversible condition if not treated early.
Early detection is the key.
Those who suspect they may suffer from this condition should seek help immediately.
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
If any or all of these symptoms are present, you should seek the help of a mental health professional immediately
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:15 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:26 pm to TigerLunatik
Don’t be. I had a manual fecal decompaction at the ER one time. After that everything else seems like no big deal. Women have babies so they can know what it feels like for a heterosexual man to have a manual fecal decompaction.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:27 pm to rebeloke
You are exhibiting incel behavior.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:31 pm to 6
One man’s shitpost is another man’s sandwich.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:34 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Symptoms include:
• Refreshing Twitter/X every 37 seconds waiting on a LK related post
• Sudden irrational hatred of visors, mints, and hot yoga
• Telling yourself you’re over it while posting 19 straight times about it
• Feeling personally betrayed by people you have never met
• Repeating “Ole Miss is bigger than one man” while absolutely losing your mind over one man
• Signing into hotels under the alias Joey Freshwater
• Literally circling September 19, 2026 on the calendar for next year‘s matchup with LSU in football
• Extreme insomnia caused by exposure to chat sites involving discussions of Lane Kiffin
• Extreme mood swings based on public appearances of Lane Kiffin
• Possibly hanging a poster of Lane Kiffin on a door and throwing darts at it
Weird how RebelBrokenAC exhibits all of those characterists.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:35 pm to rebeloke
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I had a manual fecal decompaction at the ER one time. After that everything else seems like no big deal. Women have babies so they can know what it feels like for a heterosexual man to have a manual fecal decompaction.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 12:58 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/27/26 at 1:02 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 2/27/26 at 4:37 pm to rebeloke
Congratulations, Rebeloke. You have made Message Board Geniuses. 
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