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French Dude’s Psychoanalysis of Dallas - Fort Worth

Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:21 am
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:21 am
I thought this French guy’s assessment of DFW was pretty accurate, haha… while wearing a Buc-ee’s shirt. I lived in Ft. Worth for a few years as a kid myself…

French dude explains Dallas - Fort Worth…
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 5:22 am
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3790 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:33 am to
WTF does this have to do with SEC sports old man?
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 5:46 am to
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WTF does this have to do with SEC sports old man?


Y’all seem to troll Texas culture on this site for no apparent reason, so this bullshite fits IMO…

Besides, it’s football offseason…

But if you prefer, I can post about how great our UT baseball team is this year, or how Texas is gonna dominate SEC women’s sports…



This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 5:51 am
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3790 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:12 am to
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But if you prefer, I can post about how great our UT baseball team is this year, or how Texas is gonna dominate SEC women’s sports…


Be my guest. Be careful playing on that carpeted field.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:23 am to
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Be my guest. Be careful playing on that carpeted field.


Now that Texas is building back a decent baseball team again thanks to aggy, we are also going to be seeing more Disch-Falk field renovations…

But you are gonna have to watch baseball somewhere less plastic than Austin to get real grass…

Disch-Falk Field Artificial Turf Replacement Request for Proposals…
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 6:26 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62780 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:31 am to
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Y’all seem to troll Utrans culture on this site for no apparent reason, so this bullshite fits IMO



Utrans culture gets made fun of

Utrans culture is almost the opposite of Texas culture, your hippie culture and purple haired sexually disoriented students don’t identify as Texans
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
13089 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:36 am to

Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:39 am to
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Utrans culture gets made fun of Utrans culture is almost the opposite of Texas culture, your hippie culture and purple haired sexually disoriented students don’t identify as Texans


aggy dude, I wish Austin still had that cosmic cowboy / hippie culture like old times… that was a lot more cool…

The California hipster high rise $2M condo soy latte culture which predominates there now is not so fun…

This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 6:47 am
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2861 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:46 am to
Lot of crabbing from these SEC turds about artificial playing surfaces. Let's look into who exactly in the SEC actually play baseball on plastic grass.

Texas, will be replacing with natural grass next year
Georgia, plastic
Tennessee, plastic
Kentucky, plastic
Vanderbilt, plastic
Oklahoma, plastic

aggy, natural grass
LSU, natural grass
Alabama, natural grass
Auburn, natural grass
Arkansas, natural grass
Florida, natural grass
Mississippi, natural grass
State, natural grass
Missouri, natural grass
South Carolina, natural grass

This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 7:59 am
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:51 am to
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Lot of crabbing from these SEC turds about artificial playing surfaces. Let's look into who exactly in the SEC actually play baseball on plastic grass. I'll start off the top of my head... Texas, will be replacing with natural grass next year Georgia, plastic Tennessee, plastic Kentucky, plastic Vanderbilt, plastic Who else?


Right… and Central Texas is as hot and dry as frick… makes no sense wasting so much water on a bunch of real grass…

This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 6:54 am
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15632 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:58 am to
You want to talk about Fort Worth? Put this on the OT or Travel board. It’s not that difficult, fricktard. Instead, you doublees down on stupidity.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:00 am to
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you doublees down on stupidity.


Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15632 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:01 am to
Oh well, I’ll leave it for you to have a small victory, little guy. That’s what I get for typing too fast.
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 7:02 am
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:08 am to
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Oh well, I’ll leave it for you to have a small victory, little guy. That’s what I get for typing too fast.




I’ll give credit to you aggies for Buc-ees… and Robert Earl Keen… since you are being so kind…

This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 7:33 am
Posted by Txspur
San Antonio
Member since Dec 2018
141 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:34 am to
You folks at Gomer Pyle U. never cease to amaze me.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3813 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:43 am to
He forgot to mention that Texas is the affluent suburb of Mexico
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2861 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:08 am to
For reference,

Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9265 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:09 am to
Pretty funny. Stereotypes are right on.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1809 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:14 am to
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Pretty funny. Stereotypes are right on.


Nice to meet somebody who gets it, haha…

Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3069 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 8:15 am to
The most accurate part of that is the "poverty cosplay" bit about Ft. Worth.

In FW, the richest guy in the room is wearing bluejeans and drove there in a pickup.
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 9:19 am
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