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Charles Manson, Adolf Hilter, Genghis Khan and J. Douglas Minor walk into a bar together
Posted on 2/14/26 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 2/14/26 at 12:45 pm
Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, and NCAA lawyer J. Douglas Minor walk into a bar.
The bartender looks right past the first three and points at J. Douglas Minor.
Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.
Minor says, Taken aback, is it because I’m Black?
Bartender says, Don’t be ridiculous. No.
Minor says, Is it because I’m a lawyer and you think lawyers are subhuman
Bartender says, If that were true, I wouldn’t have served your friends.
Minor says, Then what is it
Bartender says, Everybody knows we don’t serve minors.
Original Joke from Rebeloke!
NCAA we are laughing at you!
The bartender looks right past the first three and points at J. Douglas Minor.
Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.
Minor says, Taken aback, is it because I’m Black?
Bartender says, Don’t be ridiculous. No.
Minor says, Is it because I’m a lawyer and you think lawyers are subhuman
Bartender says, If that were true, I wouldn’t have served your friends.
Minor says, Then what is it
Bartender says, Everybody knows we don’t serve minors.
Original Joke from Rebeloke!
NCAA we are laughing at you!
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Posted on 2/14/26 at 12:52 pm to rebeloke
Ole Miss needs a 24-year old QB to save their program.
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We are laughing at you!
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:43 pm to NFLSU
You won’t be laughing when you return to Oxford.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:45 pm to rebeloke
3/10
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:48 pm to rebeloke
I would think this will be appealed
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:51 pm to rebeloke
Man you’re not funny
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:54 pm to Lynxrufus2012
Oh you mean to the Supreme Court of Mississippi? Then on to the Court of Appeals for Mississippi?
Chancery Court Judge Robert Q. Whitwell had his ruling read aloud for over an hour for a reason. He literally addressed every reason they might possibly appeal it and explained the precedence for why he did not rule in that direction. So he basically appeal proved his ruling. But even if they did decide to appeal it, the process is slow and it would eventually go past next year anyway, so he’ll be eligible in the meantime.
Chancery Court Judge Robert Q. Whitwell had his ruling read aloud for over an hour for a reason. He literally addressed every reason they might possibly appeal it and explained the precedence for why he did not rule in that direction. So he basically appeal proved his ruling. But even if they did decide to appeal it, the process is slow and it would eventually go past next year anyway, so he’ll be eligible in the meantime.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 1:56 pm to rebeloke
Who cares? Spend money to protect your player. After court costs, he’s out over a million of that NIL money.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 2:09 pm to JayAg
Miss funded his defense.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 2:20 pm to JayAg
It was a little funny. In a minor way.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 2:28 pm to rebeloke
quote:He wrote his opinion before they even held the hearing and you know it.
Chancery Court Judge Robert Q. Whitwell had his ruling read aloud for over an hour for a reason. He literally addressed every reason they might possibly appeal it and explained the precedence for why he did not rule in that direction. So he basically appeal proved his ruling. But even if they did decide to appeal it, the process is slow and it would eventually go past next year anyway, so he’ll be eligible in the meantime.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:20 pm to Diamondawg
Are you suggesting there’s something wrong with that?
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:21 pm to Wolfhound45
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In a minor way
Posted on 2/14/26 at 3:28 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 2/14/26 at 5:40 pm to NFLSU
Dude, Chabliss should not be playing, but you hired their coach. You have no room to talk about someone trying to save their program. Literally zero.
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:55 pm to RTRnFlorida
Still wondering how the sick kids will get by.
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