SEC Rant Keywords and Phrases

I hope other posters who have been here longer will add to the list so it can become a true type of guidelines thread so new posters can refer to it for assistance.

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Sad!

Retard / Retarded / You retard, and the classic retart or retarted.

Melt.

Gay or you're gay followed by "no, you're gay."

Rent Free / 24/7.

TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that.

Dickriding.

Meet me at Sonic.

Oof! / Oof Mode Activated.

Alter.

You suck followed by "no, you suck".

Your substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.

Dominate substituted for dominant.

There substituted for their and vice versa.

Inbred and the rare but great inbread.

Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.

Auburn Sux!

LSUx!

Not a good start here, bro.

Post less.

Baw.

Disney Gator. (Florida related)

PIIHB.

I fricked your wife.

Sister Lover / Sister Loving

Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.

K…….keep me posted.

It's Altie.

Jimmies Rustled.

Your/ You're tears are delicious.

Bang-Bang Play.

Ticky-Tack.

You're banned followed by I've been banded.

Big Mad.

Nostradumbass.

Bad fit for the SEC.

Champions of the off season.

Cuck!

ATPB - As the Plains Burn. (Auburn)

It's an ongoing investigation.

GusBus. (Gus Malzhan)

Lesticles. (Les Miles)

Bert. (Bret Bielema)

Sharkfricker. (Jim McElwain)

Yaw-Yaw. (Ed Orgeron)

tGrind. (Mississippi State related)

tGrindr. (Texas A&M related)

tDecline. (LSU related)

tRide. (LSU related)

Germans.

REC - Red Elephant Club. (Shadow owners of all referees and entire SEC conference - Alabama related)

Knuckle check.

Wood!

FIFY - Fixed It For You.

Fulmer Cup. (Tennessee related originally, now for all teams)

Mark Richt has lost control of [insert what he lost control of] (Georgia related)

Print the cups!

Wait 'till next year.

It's a young team.

We back / Next man up.

STTDB! (LSU related)

Jizz Jar. Texas A&M related)

For you my friend.

RTW?FU! (Alabama related and LSU inspired)

#notarivalry. (Originally started as Alabama/LSU inspired trash talk and now also includes LSU/Ole Miss.)

SEC East is weak.

1980. (Georgia related)

Too much Bama in him/her.

Tim Teblow.

The Custody Battle - Nickname of the LSU/Texas Games. Winner gets custody of Aggy.

2020* (Alabama related)

The Running of The Gumps. (Alabama related)

Stealing from Children Cancer Patients / frick Them Kids. (LSU Related)

Stiff Dew.

Jurdin Hair Voodoo / Jurdin Hair Stadium. (Auburn related)

Sloppy Seconds.

Strike Up The Band.

Response Thread.

Finna Eat.

Rat Poison / Ask the Bottle. (Sabanisms)

Bryant Denny West / BDS West (LSU's Tiger Stadium)

Little Brother. (Used by various dominant teams to describe their
in-state rivals.)

Flight Tracker.

Gruden to anywhere, usually Tennessee.

We're Back. (Texas Related)

Scared / You scared? / Y'all scared.

Bammers / Gumps / Updykes / Teabaggers / Tahd. (Alabama)

Oklahomo. (Oklahoma)

Misery Tigers. (Missouri)

ThUGA / Leghumpers / UGAy (Georgia)

auNecks / Boogs / Fambly. (Auburn)

Coonass / Corndogs / Swamp Creatures. (LSU)

'Ole Piss / Landmass / Landsharks. (Mississippi)

t.u. / Teasips. (Texas)

Gaytors / Gayturds / Jorts. (Florida)

Faggies / Aggots / Cult. (Texas A&M)

Orange Turds / Pumpkins / Hillbillies / Vololols / Garbage Truck Workers (Tennessee)

tFlagship / Flagship. (Arkansas)

Clanga / Moo State. (Mississippi State)

Cocks. (South Carolina)

Dores. (Vanderbilt)

Wildcats. (Kentucky)

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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.