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Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
I hope other posters who have been here longer will add to the list so it can become a true type of guidelines thread so new posters can refer to it for assistance.
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Sad!
Retard - Retarded - You retard - and the classic retart or retarted.
Melt.
Gay, just a single word, or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."
Rent free and 24/7.
TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that when any response is more than 10 words.
Dickriding.
Meet me at Sonic.
Oof!
Alter.
You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".
Your substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.
Dominate substituted for dominant.
There substituted for their and vice versa.
Inbred and the rare but great inbread.
Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.
Auburn Sux!
Coonass.
Rotten, stinking, orange pumpkin, hillbilly bastards.
Bammers - Gump.
Not a good start here, bro.
Post less.
It's Altie.
Baw.
Disney Gator.
PIIHB.
I fricked your wife.
Sister Lover - Sister Loving
Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.
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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
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Sad!
Retard - Retarded - You retard - and the classic retart or retarted.
Melt.
Gay, just a single word, or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."
Rent free and 24/7.
TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that when any response is more than 10 words.
Dickriding.
Meet me at Sonic.
Oof!
Alter.
You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".
Your substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.
Dominate substituted for dominant.
There substituted for their and vice versa.
Inbred and the rare but great inbread.
Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.
Auburn Sux!
Coonass.
Rotten, stinking, orange pumpkin, hillbilly bastards.
Bammers - Gump.
Not a good start here, bro.
Post less.
It's Altie.
Baw.
Disney Gator.
PIIHB.
I fricked your wife.
Sister Lover - Sister Loving
Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.
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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:05 am
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Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:56 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Melt
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:57 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:58 pm to TigerLunatik
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Melt
It's on the list.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:00 pm to VivaZapata27
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Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:08 pm to BobRossMobBoss
TLDR...Alter.
Not a good start here, bro.
Not a good start here, bro.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:11 pm to Darindawg
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TLDR...Alter.
Not a good start here, bro.
First two are already listed. Not a good start here, bro, is a good one. Thanks and it is added.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:37 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Dickriding added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:17 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Disney Gator
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:18 pm to BobRossMobBoss
PIIHB
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:19 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:42 pm to theCAW
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Disney Gator
Good one. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:43 pm to AHM21
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PIIHB
Nice. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:53 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Oof Mode Activated
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:56 pm to BobRossMobBoss
I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:
I fricked your wife.
I fricked your wife.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:00 pm to A10Rebel
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I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:
I fricked your wife.
A true gem said when someone is melting so hard they are about to flow away. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:03 pm to jonnyanony
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Oof Mode Activated
Added. Thanks, jonnyanony.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:16 pm to BobRossMobBoss
“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:26 pm to Radio One
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“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
Great ones, Radio One, thanks. I'll list those up towards the top because they are used so frequently. I'm going to "try" to arrange all of them somewhat in a frequency of use format.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:02 am
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