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SEC Rant Keywords and Phrases

Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
I hope other posters who have been here longer will add to the list so it can become a true type of guidelines thread so new posters can refer to it for assistance.

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Sad!

Retard - Retarded - You retard - and the classic retart or retarted.

Melt.

Gay, just a single word, or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."

Rent free and 24/7.

TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that when any response is more than 10 words.

Dickriding.

Meet me at Sonic.

Oof!

Alter.

You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".

Your substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.

Dominate substituted for dominant.

There substituted for their and vice versa.

Inbred and the rare but great inbread.

Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.

Auburn Sux!

Coonass.

Rotten, stinking, orange pumpkin, hillbilly bastards.

Bammers - Gump.

Not a good start here, bro.

Post less.

It's Altie.

Baw.

Disney Gator.

PIIHB.

I fricked your wife.

Sister Lover - Sister Loving

Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.

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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:05 am
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105933 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:56 pm to
Melt
Posted by VivaZapata27
Natchez, Ms
Member since Apr 2013
4079 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:57 pm to
Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Melt


It's on the list.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:00 pm to
quote:


Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.


Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3977 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:08 pm to
TLDR...Alter.

Not a good start here, bro.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

TLDR...Alter.

Not a good start here, bro.


First two are already listed. Not a good start here, bro, is a good one. Thanks and it is added.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
Dickriding added.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
8468 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:17 pm to
Disney Gator
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31173 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:18 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105933 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:42 pm to
quote:


Disney Gator


Good one. Added.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

PIIHB


Nice. Added.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15024 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:53 pm to
Oof Mode Activated
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
867 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:56 pm to
I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:

I fricked your wife.

Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:00 pm to
quote:


I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:

I fricked your wife.


A true gem said when someone is melting so hard they are about to flow away. Added.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:03 pm to
quote:


Oof Mode Activated


Added. Thanks, jonnyanony.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5853 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:16 pm to
“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.

I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
39 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:26 pm to
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“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.

I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.


Great ones, Radio One, thanks. I'll list those up towards the top because they are used so frequently. I'm going to "try" to arrange all of them somewhat in a frequency of use format.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:02 am
Posted by LSUGrad2005
Member since Aug 2018
841 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 5:57 am to
K…….keep me posted
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