Systematic dismantling of LSU argument and modus operandi

Here’s how this whole LSU clown show went down:
1. LSU panicked and fired BK with no real plan.
2. The governor shite the bed with the light on.
3. They panicked again and tried to fire BK for cause to dodge the buyout.
4. They panicked again and made a DEI AD hire, ripped the interim tag off mid-chaos.
5. LSU slid in the back door and made a private offer to Lane Kiffin.
6. Lane went dark, started planning his exit, lied to Ole Miss leadership and denied every rumor.
7. Ole Miss smoked him out, confronted him on the back-room deal and gave him an ultimatum.
8. LSU got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
9. Lane fired back with his own ultimatum, threatening to strip the staff and steal the roster in the middle of a playoff run.
10. Ole Miss told Lane to pack his bags.
11. Lane tried to bully his staff, told them if they didn’t get on the plane to BR they wouldn’t have a job.
12. LSU sent two planes expecting a mass exodus.
13. Three staffers boarded. Zero players.
14. Pete Golding was named HC and told Lane to GTFO of his office.
15. Lane had a players-only meeting, took all the phones. Players basically told him to GTFO too.
16. Lane kicked off Operation Steal Sunshine.
17. LSU tried to spin it like Lane was “loaning” his coaches back to Ole Miss out of the goodness of his heart.
18. LSU staff promised not to poach the roster while coaching the playoff.
19. Ole Miss AD told the media LSU’s staff wasn’t living up to that agreement and had a character problem.
20. Lane tried to play both victim and hero in the whole affair.

Analysis:

You can’t have it both ways.

LSU stole Lane from a neighbor SEC program with clear intent to tamper, then turns around and wants credit for “loaning” back the very coaches they were trying to strip out of the building.

They talk like they’re doing Ole Miss a favor by “letting” those guys coach the playoff, while bragging at the same time about poaching our entire staff and roster.

And this idea that “Ole Miss forced Lane out when he just wanted to coach his team” is laughable. That’s like a bank manager planning to rob the vault, but insisting he shouldn’t be fired because he doesn’t want to leave the bank shorthanded.

LSU can dress it up however they want. At the end of the day they panicked, they tampered, they got exposed, and now they’re trying to spin straight-up theft as charity.