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Battle of the Fats today

Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:43 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20715 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:43 am
Have we ever seen a combined weight this high from two head coaches?

Bert vs Elko would be heavier, but still a lot of visceral fat on the sidelines today

Who eats whom?



Vs


Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4332 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:44 am to
Kansas had the market cornered there for a while between Mangino & Weis.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4332 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:00 am to
It appears the land whale mega yachts have not ever coached as head coaches against each other.

Friedgen
2001-10 - Maryland

Mangino
2002-09 - Kansas

Weis
2005-09 - Notre Dame
2012-14 - Kansas

Bielema
2006-12 - Wisconsin
2013-17 - Arkansas
2021-now - Illinois

Maryland vs Kansas - never played
Maryland vs Notre Dame - 2002 & 2011
Maryland vs Wisconsin - didn't play till 2014
Kansas vs Notre Dame - haven't played since 1999
Kansas vs Wisconsin - haven't played since 1976
Kansas vs Arkansas - played early 1900s and again in 2022
Notre Dame vs Wisconsin - did not play from 1964-2021
This post was edited on 12/30/25 at 11:10 am
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6520 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Battle of the Fats today
CFB coaches looking rough these days.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8345 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:23 am to
Fat coaches have been the only ones that work for Tennessee in the last 30 years. I think that it's smart on their administration's part.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1995 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 12:25 pm to
I didn't know A&M was playing today.
Posted by Marlboro Smooth
Member since Dec 2025
14 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 12:27 pm to
Bert is the one true monster
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8632 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:10 pm to
Bert is a lightweight compared to Mangino in his salad days.


Not that Mangino ever went anywhere near a salad.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
54085 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2426 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

todayby Wishbone85
I didn't know A&M was playing today.


Elko would eat both of them.
Posted by MIZ83
St. Louis
Member since Feb 2013
249 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Bert is a lightweight compared to Mangino in his salad days.


I still get a laugh out of this old joke whenever I am in Kansas City:

Mangino (to gas station attendant): How do I get to 435?
Attendant: Maybe try a salad once in a while?
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20715 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 2:50 pm to
Hell yea
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12830 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 2:52 pm to
I bet the manager at the local Golden Corral hated to see Mangino come thru the door.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17087 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 3:06 pm to
I'll take Heupel. At least I'm positive Bert cannot get in his head like he so easily did with Beamer.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4332 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 5:17 pm to
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