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I ran into a LSU alum today

Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:49 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:49 pm
He was at the local country club. He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days. He asked me how life was. I told him better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands. He then stumbled back outside to finish parking the rental carts and to go pick up range balls.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 8:50 pm
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
25656 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:50 pm to
Response threads are weak

2/10

Do better
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9342 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:58 pm to
I’m sure the club you work at frowns on their janitors talking about members like this. You are just there to pick up after the members and not give a commentary.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:06 pm to
What a twist that he worked there
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12795 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by ExpoTiger
Member since Jul 2014
7309 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands


Lol. What stage of the grieving is this?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:11 pm to
You’re actually way funnier than this.

Try harder by trying less.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43172 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:12 pm to
Did you pay him extra for the pizza?
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1208 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

He was drunk as shite.

Red flag alert.

I don't drink but did have an unsweetened iced tea.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31454 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:35 pm to
Not even a Busch Light? The official beer of SCC? That’s not really drinking.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
At Large
Member since Jun 2023
2489 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:27 pm to

quote:



He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days. He asked me how life was…




Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
385 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:33 pm to
Frank come on down....
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42036 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 10:35 pm to
You let piss pants work at your country club?
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
16705 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:10 pm to
I LOL’d
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18994 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

Frank come on down.


Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37758 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 12:01 am to
quote:

I told him better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands.

Not one single person believes one single ole pisser felt this way.
Pathetic liar.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34657 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 12:11 am to
Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
4248 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:24 am to
it must suck knowing your team will be dog crap next year! lol
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71794 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:34 am to
quote:

I ran into a LSU alum today


quote:

He was drunk as shite


No that’s just how they are due to being a subspecies of human.
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