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Just got my Christmas card from my Longhorn employee and it’s…“festive”

Posted on 12/24/25 at 1:39 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 1:39 pm
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 1:46 pm to


But I think you might be fibbing a bit.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18040 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:10 pm to
figs. Always with the wide open rooster holders.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2650 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:11 pm to
Now do the one with sub par long stacking and a raging inferno
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18929 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:11 pm to
It wouldn't be an Aggy post without any dildos.

Buster would be proud.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:12 pm to







This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 2:24 pm
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20130 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:18 pm to
TAMu CFP wins: 0
TAMu TDs in CFP: 0

Texas - More than 0
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:19 pm to
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raging inferno

Isn’t that the name of the gay sex club you’re a member of? I heard it got its name from all the AIDS y’all spread.

Anyways, congrats on getting the gift that keeps on giving this year.
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 2:20 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:21 pm to
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GatorOnAnIsland

How conflicted were you when Florida buttfricked UTrans?
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 2:22 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:23 pm to
Every person in that photo is white, including the dildos.

So I’m not sure why you are so angry.
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:26 pm to
The aggie obsession with dicks and dildos has moved to the next stage, I see.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

aggie obsession

No no. This you. You decided you hated guns and to demonstrate that you handed out…dildos…?

The rest of us just watched in disbelief.

Here’s hoping that you get what was on your list and unwrap a cornucopia of dicks tomorrow.

This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 2:39 pm to
The irony of the post is - they have milk men who are cheerleaders
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 4:32 pm to
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Here’s hoping that you get what was on your list and unwrap a cornucopia of dicks tomorrow.





This festive little holiday thread turned sour pretty quickly.






( Who dont love Dick's ?)
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 4:39 pm to
Weird.
Posted by SoonerFantom
Gods Country.... local phonecall. O
Member since Feb 2024
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:39 pm to


So, who is the lucky bride?
Posted by TexasWranglers
Member since Sep 2024
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 5:51 pm to
It’s something many in the sec are just starting to see, aggie fans call Texas fans “gay” yet do the most obnoxiously “gay” traditions in college football and defend their cult as culture lol.

Never gets old. Texas had one dildo parade like 15 years ago by some liberal students protesting open carry on campus and all of a sudden every aggie jumps on the dildos train for every Texas fan. Yet ATM trots out their yell leaders and all their cringe and sad traditions each and every game and acts like it’s the coolest thing in the world.
Posted by SoonerFantom
Gods Country.... local phonecall. O
Member since Feb 2024
268 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 6:05 pm to
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Texas had one dildo parade like 15 years ago



Damnnnn, that is like saying you only took a knee for the entire Taco Teck prep squad .. just one time. ... just DAAMNN
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