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Have we talked lately about Elkos health lately?

Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:20 am
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42023 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:20 am
Can you get that man a private chef?


You got the money ags


He looked sloppy wind blowing his mumu pre game seeing that pot belly
This post was edited on 12/21/25 at 10:22 am
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3018 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:20 am to
at this point they're wishing he had taken the Penn State job
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4649 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:20 am to
Not lately.
Not lately.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4202 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:22 am to
The better discussion are his post extension results thus far.

Aggy contracts may even be more undefeated than pussy.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42023 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:22 am to
quote:

at this point they're wishing he had taken the Penn State job


Might have got him off the que
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17733 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Can you get that man a private chef?


He has a world class training facility and nutrition center at his disposal if he wants to use them.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58574 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:25 am to
That baw has to dress better, I know that.

That white shirt he constantly wears has to go.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3122 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:26 am to
Elko the Hutt....

Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7263 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:30 am to
I’ve never understood these guys who are in Leadership positions who are supposed to be leading by example, not taking better care of themselves physically.
Especially when they have literally the best food, nutrition and workout resources in the World at their disposal.

Just flat out lazy, I get all of our genetics are different, but some of these guys just don’t GAF.

I prefer a guy running around my teams sideline looking respectable.
Posted by SETH6180
TEXAS
Member since Feb 2020
793 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:35 am to
It’s disgusting honestly
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48445 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:40 am to
I assumed he was a lineman back in his playing days, but he was actually a DB.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25744 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:40 am to
Hopefully he will take the offseason to make some changes. Especially in how he eats, exercises, etc. He has access to some amazing nutritionists
Posted by Nobelium
Member since May 2018
860 posts
Posted on 12/21/25 at 11:17 am to
The building that he spends 14+ hours a day in is probably a 2 minute walk from a gajillion dollar workout + performance nutrition complex.

How can you expect discipline, work ethic, attention to detail, and 100% effort from subordinates when you can't even be bothered to not be 180 pounds overweight with unlimited nutrition and fitness resources at your disposal?
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