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This is Southern Hospitality: Bevo Welcomed to the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:18 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:18 am
aggy and that Euro-trash Mercedes Benz stadium in Atlanta could learn better manners by following Orlando, Florida's Cheez-It Citrus Bowl's respectful example:
Bevo to travel to Orlando's Cheez-It Citrus Bowl
America loves Bevo!
Bevo to travel to Orlando's Cheez-It Citrus Bowl
America loves Bevo!
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:39 am to Old School Tex
Don't forget your purse.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:51 am to Houag80
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Don't forget your purse.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 5:20 am to Old School Tex
They’ll change their mind after that cow shits everywhere
Posted on 12/17/25 at 5:31 am to Griffindawg
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They’ll change their mind after that cow shits everywhere
Why be afraid of Mother Nature's fertilizer...?
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:18 am to Old School Tex
I dont recognize your handle, but this is top notch internet message board work. Solid smack talk.
Have an upvote.
Tip of the cap, sir.
Have an upvote.
Tip of the cap, sir.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:18 am to Old School Tex
When the highpoint of your season is the Cheese Bowl declaring it Bring Your Bovine Day. Oh how far the proud have fallen: from Pre-season #1, to Arch flopping spectacularly, to getting embarrassed by UGA, to not making the CFP, to celebrating bringing a cow to town.
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 6:20 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:24 am to OilfieldTrashAg
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I dont recognize your handle, but this is top notch internet message board work. Solid smack talk.
Have an upvote.
Tip of the cap, sir.
Seems that Oilfield and I agree that real Southern baws aren't afraid of a little steer shite...
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:28 am to SemperFiDawg
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When the highpoint of your season is the Cheese Bowl declaring it Bring Your Bovine Day. Oh how far the proud have fallen: from Pre-season #1, to Arch flopping spectacularly, to getting embarrassed by UGA, to not making the CFP, to celebrating bringing a cow to town.
Yeah, we know we still have that Jawja nut to crack, so I'm gonna go light on y'all this thread...
I'm gonna laugh though, when more people watch Texas vs. Michigan in the Cheese-It Citrus Bowl than aggy vs. Miami ...
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 6:37 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:44 am to Old School Tex
Congratulations on being able to bring a cow
To the cheese bowl
I’ll congratulate you on that if that makes you happy it seems like you were celebrating your best season and life
Have fun
To the cheese bowl
I’ll congratulate you on that if that makes you happy it seems like you were celebrating your best season and life
Have fun
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:55 am to Old Sarge
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Congratulations on being able to bring a cow
To the cheese bowl
I’ll congratulate you on that if that makes you happy it seems like you were celebrating your best season and life
Have fun
Bevo attending the Cheese-It bowl does make me happy, thank you!
But really, are you telling me that an old school aggy doesn't know the difference between a cow and a steer? Would aggy try to milk a steer?
Even our Austin urban cowboys know better than that...!
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:58 am to Old School Tex
Most of your students call your castrated steer a cow
I thought that was basically how it was referred to these days
Y’all are big on labeling based on feelings, and if you feel it is a cow, who am I to argue?
I thought that was basically how it was referred to these days
Y’all are big on labeling based on feelings, and if you feel it is a cow, who am I to argue?
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:06 am to Old Sarge
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Most of your students call your castrated steer a cow
I thought that was basically how it was referred to these days
Y’all are big on labeling based on feelings, and if you feel it is a cow, who am I to argue?
aggy, you can't castrate a steer... Bevo is a proud castrated bull...
Maybe you should tour y'all's vet school, and a few questions...
And exactly zero Texas students or alumni call Bevo a "cow"...
That's what aggy does, while y'all are throwing the Horns down several times a day...
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:09 am to Old School Tex
Not my fault your cow is a Utransexual
It’s your culture and I am ok with you celebrating it
It’s your culture and I am ok with you celebrating it
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:13 am to Old School Tex
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aggy and that Euro-trash Mercedes Benz stadium in Atlanta could learn better manners
Texas doesn't know southern hospitality. They're not southern at all. They are a nagging wife that is so hungry she is famished but wont touch food if not Panera Bread with her Voss water.
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 8:11 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:13 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:14 am to Old School Tex
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America loves Bevo!
I don't know if America loves Bevo, but Georgia sure loved the three Bevo steaks they cooked the last two seasons.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:22 am to Old Sarge
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Not my fault your cow is a Utransexual
It’s your culture and I am ok with you celebrating i
OK, that's kind of funny...
Also, I think it was aggy that first pointed out that our football players now run out onto DKR Memorial Stadium field from a cow vagina, which is admittedly pretty funny... I was already gone from UT when Texas built that addition, and they did not call me for design advice...
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:26 am to jangalang
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Texas doesn't know southern hospitality. They're not southern at all. They are a nagging wife that is so hungry she is famished but wont anything but Panera Bread with her Voss water.
You're not insinuating that Texas is a wine and cheese crowd, are you?
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:29 am to SemperFiDawg
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When the highpoint of your season is the Cheese Bowl declaring it Bring Your Bovine Day.
Does that mean the Texas fans will bring their wives to the game?
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