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Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:16 pm
The “boring mascots” thread seems to be laying groundwork for the offseason. Since we are done for a few weeks, thought I’d chime in.
Technically, all SEC mascots are edible. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, though.
Ranked roughly in order of social acceptability.
No brainers
Arkansas
Texas
South Carolina
Acquired taste
Florida
Maybe not (commonly) in this country, but JD believes it’s an issue
Mississippi State
Georgia
Texas A&M (Reveille, as opposed to a farmer)
Mountain Men would have (slightly less “protected” than below)
Kentucky
I’ve lived in Asia. They’ll eat them.
LSU
Mizzou
Auburn (We’ll leave the eagle out of this.)
One bite at a time
Alabama
Dahmer menu
Oklahoma
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
Technically, all SEC mascots are edible. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, though.
Ranked roughly in order of social acceptability.
No brainers
Arkansas
Texas
South Carolina
Acquired taste
Florida
Maybe not (commonly) in this country, but JD believes it’s an issue
Mississippi State
Georgia
Texas A&M (Reveille, as opposed to a farmer)
Mountain Men would have (slightly less “protected” than below)
Kentucky
I’ve lived in Asia. They’ll eat them.
LSU
Mizzou
Auburn (We’ll leave the eagle out of this.)
One bite at a time
Alabama
Dahmer menu
Oklahoma
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:20 pm
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:27 pm to Ag Zwin
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Dahmer menu
Oklahoma
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:38 pm to Ag Zwin
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:41 pm to Ag Zwin
Oklahoma - Boomer and Sooner are two matching white ponies who pull the Sooner Schooner, a Conestoga wagon
The federal government that does not allow horse meat to be sold in the U.S. via the Federal Meat Inspection Act though it is legal to consume it if you can find some.
The federal government that does not allow horse meat to be sold in the U.S. via the Federal Meat Inspection Act though it is legal to consume it if you can find some.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:43 pm to Ag Zwin
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Acquired taste
Florida
Gamey chicken. Blackened gator with a cajun remoulade from Chimes in Baton Rouge- "chef's kiss"
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:44 pm to Ag Zwin
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Maybe not (commonly) in this country, but JD believes it’s an issue
Mississippi State
Georgia
Texas A&M (Reveille, as opposed to a farmer)
I think Reveille needs to be in her own category above the bulldogs. Feel like she would taste better.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:49 pm to JacieNY
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Oklahoma - Boomer and Sooner are two matching white ponies who pull the Sooner Schooner, a Conestoga wagon
Some of these are judgment calls as to what should be considered. You'll notice that I spared Smokey in the above.
In this case, I was going with the actual origin of the term, i.e., a settler that jumped the gun during the land rush.
On the other hand, if we go with your designation then we could have a "French/Balkans cuisine" category.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:51 pm to Ag Zwin
shite, I just realized we lost our place as most delicious mascot when Texas joined.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:52 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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shite, I just realized we lost are place as most delicious mascot when Texas joined.
You're getting close to making this a BBQ thread. Don't light that fire. It gets ugly fast.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:52 pm to Ag Zwin
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In this case, I was going with the actual origin of the term, i.e., a settler that jumped the gun during the land rush.
I don't think this is consistent with your categorizing A&M into the dogs group.
All I really ask for here is consistency.
Is that too much to ask for?
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:53 pm to Ag Zwin
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Some of these are judgment calls as to what should be considered. You'll notice that I spared Smokey in the above.
Well lets say you're in a Donner Party situation. Which human mascot do you eat first? I think you leave the Volunteer for last because he is helpful at least and can maybe hunt for food.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:57 pm to Ag Zwin
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Acquired taste
Florida
Gator tail is delicious.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:59 pm to Ag Zwin
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No brainers Arkansas Texas South Carolina
Aggies starting threads about eating cock….water is wet
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:04 pm to Ag Zwin
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Ole Miss
Many options here...black bear, landshark, and of course...
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:07 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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I don't think this is consistent with your categorizing A&M into the dogs group.
All I really ask for here is consistency.
Is that too much to ask for?
So, what are you arguing for?
Going fully barbaric and eating a horse, or keeping the 4 humans (and possibly a 5th)?
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:10 pm to Ag Zwin
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Acquired taste
Florida
Nah, that shite is just good period.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:13 pm to Ag Zwin
Clearly A&M should be with the other humans. Your agenda here, to boost your own school's edibility ranking, is obvious.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:14 pm to JacieNY
Boomer and Sooner are two matching white ponies who pull the Sooner Schooner, a Conestoga wagon
Used to hang out at this pub owned by a Brit. They had the best hamburgers around. He came up and spoke to me about my food and I said that’s probably the best burger I’ve ever had. He said “bollocks the best burger you’ll ever eat is back home and made of horse”
Used to hang out at this pub owned by a Brit. They had the best hamburgers around. He came up and spoke to me about my food and I said that’s probably the best burger I’ve ever had. He said “bollocks the best burger you’ll ever eat is back home and made of horse”
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:28 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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Clearly A&M should be with the other humans. Your agenda here, to boost your own school's edibility ranking, is obvious.
Is making a group you belong to more appetizing to eat really a goal to pursue, though?
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:34 pm to Ag Zwin
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Reveille, as opposed to a farmer
Most Aggie fans would prefer a mouthful of the latter.
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