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OT: The SEC as sexual orientations
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:30 am
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:30 am
Tennessee : Straight
Georgia: Gay
Florida: Gay
Vanderbilt : Gay
Alabama: Gay
Kentucky: Gay
Missouri: Extremely gay
LSU: Gay
Texas: Somehow gayer than Missouri
Arkansas - Gay
OU: Gay
South Carolina: Gay
Aggie: We all know what goes here
Ole Miss: Effeminate gay
Miss St: Closeted gay
Auburn: Was gay but went to conversion therapy and now isn't sure
Georgia: Gay
Florida: Gay
Vanderbilt : Gay
Alabama: Gay
Kentucky: Gay
Missouri: Extremely gay
LSU: Gay
Texas: Somehow gayer than Missouri
Arkansas - Gay
OU: Gay
South Carolina: Gay
Aggie: We all know what goes here
Ole Miss: Effeminate gay
Miss St: Closeted gay
Auburn: Was gay but went to conversion therapy and now isn't sure
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:31 am to VolSquatch
This is the worst troll attempt I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:32 am to VolSquatch
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Tennessee : Straight
So you think the OG women's basketball school is straight. Ok, my man. OK
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:32 am to VolSquatch
This forum needs a new joke, or maybe a complete enema on tired, worn out shite from garbage posters.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:32 am to VolSquatch
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:33 am to FootballFrenzy
But you still clicked it after reading the subject 
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:33 am to VolSquatch
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:34 am to Crimson K
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So you think the OG women's basketball school is straight. Ok, my man. OK
Probably should edit to closeted - in denial
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:35 am to VolSquatch
This board has really gone downhill in the level of creativity and basic intelligence.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:39 am to VolSquatch
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But you still clicked it after reading the subject
I was wondering how many sexual orientations you were going to include. Since it takes an IQ above 80 to name more than two, I should’ve realized there would only be two.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:41 am to VolSquatch
This must be going by the Andrew Tate definition of "gay".
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:42 am to FootballFrenzy
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Chief of the Grammar Police
You seem fun at parties.
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name more than two
Sexuality is a spectrum and I noted that several schools were at different places on their journey of self-discovery.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:47 am to VolSquatch
I honestly thought all the Tennessee fans had left. 8-4 with a blowout loss to Vandy. Baseball coach gone. Now basketball has come down to earth. Rough fall for you guys.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:47 am to VolSquatch
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Sexuality is a spectrum and I noted that several schools were at different places on their journey of self-discovery.
You realize there’s a difference between degree of homosexuality and types of orientation, right?
Tip of the cap for the attempt, but you’ll have to try harder if you want to win this little logomachy.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:49 am to VolSquatch
List is shite. Everyone knows that Arkansas is like super hetero macho.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:51 am to Decker
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I honestly thought all the Tennessee fans had left. 8-4 with a blowout loss to Vandy. Baseball coach gone. Now basketball has come down to earth. Rough fall for you guys.
I mean in the grand scheme of things this is still a good year for us despite all of that compared to most years in the past 20
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:52 am to VolSquatch
OP..... gay and just hasn't told anyone.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:52 am to FootballFrenzy
I bet you're great at Excel and your sock drawer is immaculately organized.
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:53 am to VolSquatch
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:53 am to FootballFrenzy
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degree of homosexuality and types of orientation
I don't. I got some gay friends. They are dudes, but its all too confusing for me. You got bears, twinks, daddies, tops, bottoms, and on and on.
It's a hell of a lot easier to be straight: blond or brunette and arse, tits or legs. Some combo of those two categories is all you need to know.
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