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When The Longhorns Get In Who Melts the Hardest?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 1:58 pm
I would say A&M, but we just rubbed their nose in their own vomit and they are a bit timid to bow up again just yet.
Bama - no. They get it.
LSU/OM - they are still locked into the Real Heauxwives of the Delta soap opera
OU - They too got whipped and generally understand what's good for the goose is good for the gander, so don't expect much out of them.
I think it's going to be the Florida gals on here and a smattering of Mizzou and USCe.
Former beauty queens and perennial also-rans who are going to melt so hard because life isn't fair.
I'm Bart Scott over here in how much I can't wait.
Bama - no. They get it.
LSU/OM - they are still locked into the Real Heauxwives of the Delta soap opera
OU - They too got whipped and generally understand what's good for the goose is good for the gander, so don't expect much out of them.
I think it's going to be the Florida gals on here and a smattering of Mizzou and USCe.
Former beauty queens and perennial also-rans who are going to melt so hard because life isn't fair.
I'm Bart Scott over here in how much I can't wait.
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 1:59 pm to VYForever
The two loss teams who were more deserving. You lost to Florida, own that shite.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:01 pm to DBird
We did lose to Florida. And I do have a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun. And Wink did sleep with my girl.
And I'm still standing here saying the MELTS are going to be tasty.
And I'm still standing here saying the MELTS are going to be tasty.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:01 pm to VYForever
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Bart Scott
This guy once clowned Cleveland on the air, and his arse grew up in the utopian city of
Detroit??
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:02 pm to DBird
I guess the double overtime games vs Miss St and Kentucky aren't speaking loud enough.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:02 pm to VYForever
I don't think we're getting in but College Station and Norman would be in shambles.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:02 pm to VYForever
Weird melt. Got my tickets lined up for round 1.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:07 pm to DBird
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The two loss teams who were more deserving. You lost to Florida, own that shite.
Nuh uh!
They had the courage to schedule Ohio State when the rest of us scheduled all cupcakes.
Seeing them penalized for this means none of will ever play a real OOC opponent again.
So brave.
They are the hero we deserve. (Or need. Can never keep that straight.)
We're not worthy 
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:08 pm to VYForever
Leave out ole miss and Oklahoma put in Texas and vandy
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:09 pm to ColtRange
It wouldn't be so bad, that away record of yours is terrible.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:09 pm to AggieDub14
Actually maybe Aggy will be the biggest melt since Dorothy threw the water on that one witch.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:10 pm to VYForever
Longhorns will get ramshacked in the first round.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:13 pm to FAT SEXY
Texas is not going to get in.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:13 pm to FAT SEXY
Moot...because Texas isn't getting in. 
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:14 pm to VYForever
Everybody's payout goes up, so it's fine by us
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:16 pm to gladchiefisgone
The Ags will go full Jonestown when we get in and they get bounced in round 1.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:17 pm to VYForever
Probably the biggest melt is going to be from the team that gets bumped in order to let UTrans in. And that isn't A&M.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:18 pm to VYForever
No melt here. I hope tu gets in and we get you at home in the first round.
I don’t think you get in though.
I don’t think you get in though.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 2:24 pm to VYForever
It won’t affect us hopefully we get to send you packing
But the teams that are much more deserving than y’all should have a right to be upset
But you have a less than 5% chance according to Vegas
So I think we’ll all wind up laughing at you some more
But the teams that are much more deserving than y’all should have a right to be upset
But you have a less than 5% chance according to Vegas
So I think we’ll all wind up laughing at you some more
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