Flirting

Imagine…

At the start of the season you call your team your best ever. There’s real excitement in the program. It’s obvious people are buying what you’re selling.

You start 5-0, beating your historical rival then South Carolina, who was in the top 15 at the time. You lose a close one to Bama. Win a close one at Auburn. Lose a close one at Vandy.

As the wheels fall off you openly flirt with other job openings via your agent and strategically placed media sources. When reporters ask about the rumors you started you scoff and gaslight.

Then, during two game broadcasts, the announcers mention conversations in which you’ve shared you “want to be somewhere that gives you the best chance to win.”

Oh, and this plays out as you’re getting your arse kicked because you’re (a) distracted and (b) refuse to adjust.

Meanwhile, you bitch that the issue is money as you stand inside 500 million worth of renovations and collect 9 million annually.

I realize opposing fans have always believed Drinkwitz is nerdy, but it’s worse.

It’s okay to level up.
It’s okay to want more.

It is not okay to bite the hand that feeds you, especially as it’s trying to give you exactly what you said you need.

Nerdy is fine, entitled jerk is not.

Drink has no integrity.

He's a fugly flirt.