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Ideas to generate cash to buyout Kelley
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:24 pm
Sell free multi-city access to all the gentlemen’s clubs.
Donate 25 cents on all toll roads per driver.
Okay. I suck at this. I’m sure there’s better ideas.
Donate 25 cents on all toll roads per driver.
Okay. I suck at this. I’m sure there’s better ideas.
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Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:27 pm to BigSneezy
I read this before I saw the author. Then I knew who posted it without having to look.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:28 pm to BigSneezy
Cajun bake sale?
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:29 pm to SchizoAg
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read this before I saw the author. Then I knew who posted it without having to look.
Hey. Just being helpful.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:29 pm to BigSneezy
Gator hides...
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:29 pm to BigSneezy
The SEC rant can donate a dollar everytime an A&M fan posts about his buyout.
Will be covered in a couple hours.
Will be covered in a couple hours.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:30 pm to Swagga
Nicely done.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:32 pm to BigSneezy
Livy Dunn gymnastics outfit posters for sale. Bean shot is a must though
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:33 pm to BigSneezy
Prepacked piss balloons.
Worth every penny. Filling those things without getting piss on yourself has to be hard.
Super cheap to produce. Could sell for a huge profit.
Worth every penny. Filling those things without getting piss on yourself has to be hard.
Super cheap to produce. Could sell for a huge profit.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:34 pm to BigSneezy
Ads on every seat like this
Sell it for $20 per space and that's several million.
Sell it for $20 per space and that's several million.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:34 pm to BigSneezy
Our bonds that yall sold for jimbos buyout mature 1/1/2026. That should cover a good chunk
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:36 pm to BigSneezy
Quickly join the Big Ten to sell out to private equity?
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:38 pm to BigSneezy
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Sell free
How much is a free?
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:39 pm to BigSneezy
Bikini car wash, always raises funds, but knowing the current state of the LSU athletic department. It would go like this.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:41 pm to BigSneezy
Prop Stop STD screening $10 a pop
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:42 pm to BigSneezy
We’re having a car wash next weekend. The governor will wear a thong until we raise enough for him to cover up.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:42 pm to Jimmyboy
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Livy Dunn
She could be a meaningful contributor.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:46 pm to KirbySmartass
She’d probably want too much of a cut now that I think of it 
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:46 pm to BigSneezy
No thanks, robbing a children’s hospital is much, much easier.
Posted on 11/13/25 at 6:57 pm to BigSneezy
Sell tickets for a ride on Brian Kelly's
revolving recruit disc....complete with same lighting ,
like a ten-buck message parlor.
revolving recruit disc....complete with same lighting ,
like a ten-buck message parlor.
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