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Shane Beamer is for sale
Posted on 11/11/25 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 11/11/25 at 11:29 pm
I repeat, Shane Beamer is for sale. Somebody, I beg of you, take him off our hands before we have to pay him 1/75th of what LSU is paying BK
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 12:13 am to CockyTime
Now why would anyone here do something like that?
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:01 am to CockyTime
I bet he still smells like mayonnaise
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:24 am to CockyTime
does he do dishes?
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:30 am to CockyTime
we'll trade you a 2016 Yamaha golf cart, and two cases of ankle tape for him
Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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we'll trade you a 2016 Yamaha golf cart, and two cases of ankle tape for him
Deal.
This post was edited on 11/12/25 at 8:59 am
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:09 am to CockyTime
He will make somebody a solid special teams coach.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:18 am to CockyTime
Bert rubbed his nuts on Shane’s drum set
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:23 am to CockyTime
Not until after Elko makes him eat the Bonham Trophy at the 50 yard line this weekend.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:35 am to CockyTime
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before we have to pay him 1/75th of what LSU is paying BK
If you fired Beamer today you’d owe him close to 30mil.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:36 am to CockyTime
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Shane Beamer is for sale
Freeze is usually up to pay for a good time.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:52 am to CockyTime
As goober as he is, you'd best keep him. Like us, there are too many better jobs to get a decent coach this year.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:14 am to cramps
quote:I had no idea y’all had a trophy for James Bonham. We should do one for Crockett with A&M.
Not until after Elko makes him eat the Bonham Trophy at the 50 yard line this weekend.
If my memory is correct James Bonham was sent out as a courier and returned to the Alamo to die with his friend Travis full well knowing what was about to happen. Hats off to both schools for honoring a lesser known hero
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:16 am to GreatPumpkin
The most famous Bonham is John Bonham
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:17 am to CockyTime
Y'all better hurry up or Central Michigan will hire Napier before you guys.
This post was edited on 11/12/25 at 10:18 am
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:17 am to GreatPumpkin
I don't think many folks knew that, but I agree with you. It's a nice trophy:
This post was edited on 11/12/25 at 10:18 am
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:24 am to CockyTime
I applaud the Gamecock fans for realizing what a boob this guy rather than making excuses (coordinators, needs to get his guys in there, etc)
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:30 am to CockyTime
USED kia Soul for sale, slight mechanical issues - $15,000 - no low balls, I know what I have.
Posted on 11/12/25 at 10:31 am to CockyTime
Unfortunately for you, Ross Bjork is not actively shopping for a coach right now, and I don't know if Shane is represented by Satan..., uh, I mean Jimmy Sexton.
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