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Best excuses you have heard from SEC schools not to pay their coaches buyout
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:57 pm
University phones to call hookers
McDonald's bag cash
Affair with intern
Lack of effort
Too much golf
Too many buffets/big titties
Ate his own Boogers
Killed a kid
Just a few off the top of my head anybody else got any
McDonald's bag cash
Affair with intern
Lack of effort
Too much golf
Too many buffets/big titties
Ate his own Boogers
Killed a kid
Just a few off the top of my head anybody else got any
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Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:03 pm to mattloc
You seem to have left off "used university credit card at strip club"
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:04 pm to mattloc
Ate grass?
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:04 pm to mattloc
Destiny found Mike Price.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:08 pm to Che Boludo
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Destiny
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:09 pm to Nasty_Canasta
He was better looking. 
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:11 pm to Che Boludo
scuffing up a Harley in the Ozarks
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:11 pm to mattloc
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University phones to call hookers
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:16 pm to mattloc
Bad crawdad season.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:17 pm to mattloc
“He weren’t thuh Bar”
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:21 pm to mattloc
Meh. Our's is it's 50 million with current staff, with a 38 million buyout due in 60 days for our head coach.
While we have coal money, coal money isn't oil money.
While we have coal money, coal money isn't oil money.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:23 pm to mattloc
Shark humping.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:30 pm to mattloc
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Too many buffets/big titties
No way man.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:36 pm to mattloc
LSU trying to invoke a “morals” clause to keep from paying BK, after robbing a children’s hospital, decades of covering sexual assaults, firing the woman assistant AD for reporting the abuses, and keeping the architect of those coverups as AD and HC. Wow
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:38 pm to lsufball19
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You seem to have left off "used university credit card at strip club"
I can't disagree
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:38 pm to Jster15
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LSU trying to invoke a “morals” clause to keep from paying BK
This is fiction
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:44 pm to mattloc
LSU is trying “he just didn’t care enough”.
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:46 pm to mattloc
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Too many buffets/big titties
Orgeron
Posted on 11/10/25 at 4:18 pm to lsufball19
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You seem to have left off "used university credit card at strip club"
It was worse than that. He left it with the two entertainers that were in his hotel room and they went room service crazy with it.
It would’ve been a perfectly legitimate and likely successful reason to not pay his buyout, but Alabama didn’t even have to play that card. Turned out the dumbass hadn’t signed his contract yet so there was no buyout to pay.
Gotta sign it Mike
This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 4:25 pm
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