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Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by slacker130
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:02 am
Please feel free to post your prophesies if you were a hater.

Mine:

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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 3:23 pm to GoCrazyAuburn

I hope to be wrong, but I think we'll just be adding Freeze to the "retire from Auburn coaching crowd" by 2026.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 1:28 pm to BigTastey
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If it is announced it is time for all of us to get behind this hire.

Yeah, I'm not eating a shite sandwich again with a smile. Did that already.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 1:20 pm to jt33

I'm going to laugh my arse off that we paid Gus Malzahn $25,000,000 to leave and then 2 years later hire the shittier version of him. I don't even give a frick about his transgressions. I'm just talking football.

What a fricking clown show. Is there anyway to designate OTV to basketball only? I'll wait until the 2025 coaching search to put back $ in to football.

We are dumb
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:47 am to lowspark12

quote: Some of you are football retards.

Agree. Like the crew who was excited to fire Gus and now are pushing Hugh.

Gus > Hugh. Context matters
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:28 am to greygoose

quote: Empirical data comes 2nd to emotion and "feels".

Exactly! Gus > Freeze, empirically. We paid Gus to leave. Why in the frick would we then hire his wanna be?


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 7:01 am to greygoose quote:
You know who else has one of those? Hugh Freeze......and a Sugar Bowl win.

Oh shite! Got to be a long line of programs trying to hire him! I hope we took a number when we showed up.

Oh wait, literally no one wants him or has wanted him for HC except a strange bunch of AU fans that long for 8-5 seasons with visors
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/28/22 at 6:57 am to warcry

quote: AU we believe in redemption and Grace, etc.

I believe in winning. He doesn't. We paid the better version of Hugh $25m to leave.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/27/22 at 8:40 pm to jangalang

quote: Will Herring stumping for Freeze.

Wonder what booster is using Will as his mouthpiece.

Some pro-Freezer answer me this- Why has every major/minor program in the last six years skipped even looking at Freeze but we think he's Lombardi reincarnated?

8-5, but w/ tremendous baggage is all Freeze has ever been. If we go the scum route- let's get the scum w/ a ring
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Posted by slacker130 on 11/27/22 at 6:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05

The guy is dumb if he thinks Freeze was going to lead us anywhere. He's Great Value Gus with huge baggage that would be used to bury Auburn in the long run.

He's a 8-5 guy but has serious problems. Some contingent of AU fans have equated him to Belichick. He's been passed over by every program with an opening for 6 years. Only some AU fans think he's a genius.



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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 12:10 pm to AuburnTigers
quote: He took Malik Willis and turned him into a draft pick

Uh...Malik did that. I've posted the article multiple times that Malik said he didn't put in the work at AU. He doubled down and worked harder at Liberty.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 11:23 am to jvilletiger25

quote: Nobody is hiring him.

Look at all these other dumbass programs. Let's all laugh that they somehow missed on Freeze.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 10:25 am to jangalang

We might as well keep this thread pinned for 2026 coaching search.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 10:16 am to AUCE05

quote: Our Bible thumpers are being all judgey

I'm certainly no Bible thumper. Just answer me this, why hasn't Freeze been scooped up by a program looking for a "winner" so far? You're telling me that every opening so far stepped over this turd, but somehow AU looked down and saw a diamond?


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:31 am to FlyDownTheField

Man, I really hope Auburn locks down Freeze with a 10 year $120m contract! Look at all the other programs that have been after him, he's a hot name & we are so lucky to snag him away from all the other top programs sliding in his DMs daily. Great work Auburn PTB, can't believe we are going to hire such a in-demand guy.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:20 am to AU_251
quote: Freeze is a hundred times better coach than Gus. Gus sucked.

You live in a fantasy land.


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Posted by slacker130 on 11/26/22 at 9:14 am to kung fu kenny

I fricking hate Urban, but I would rather hire that POS than Freeze everyday of the week.

Urban is a proven scumbag but winner. Freeze is a proven scumbag and he beat bama years ago.



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Posted by slacker130 on 11/24/22 at 8:28 am to marshallcotiger

I still contend that if we hire Freeze, we're insisting we can pick up a turd from the clean end.
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
8276 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:24 am to
I was sold hook, line and sinker on Freeze being the answer but I was also on the Jeremy Johnson and Keihl Frazier Heisman trains. I'm beginning to think I may have a low foosball IQ
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
44558 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:28 am to
Man, I came in hard
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7672 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:29 am to
Gus actually had a strong work ethic and wasn’t mentally soft
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
49180 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:35 am to
I did not like Freeze and if Greygoose doesnt vouch for that then he can go to hell. I wanted Kiffin. And was willing to gamble on Deion.

But Freeze did not do what he promised to do. He didn't work tirelessly. He settled. His recruiting efforts were fine. So the Freeze fans were not wrong because they had no clue Freeze would give up.

He also didn't understand NIL even though he was sold as someone that understood paying players...lol.

He didnt give us our best shot. frick em.

Still don't like the piling on. Smells fishy.

So little Stevie needs to shut his trap hole.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19282 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:41 am to
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slacker130
100% certain i upvoted every single one of your posts at the time

dont want to kick the dumb bastard while he’s down, especially having gone through the uncertainty and apprehension of a prostate cancer diagnosis, but he’s walking away with millions so i dont feel particularly sorry for him either

so, just for funzies, i looked up some of my posts as it became painfully obvious we had hitched our broken down potato wagon to Freezus:

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A lot of us here have admitted that while we would be happy with Kiffin, we acknowledge the risk that he will not improve his record vs good teams.

Are you willing to acknowledge the risk that Freeze may not improve his record of blowing 2-3 games a year against bad teams?
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Lane hasn’t won a big game in his life
Nor has Freezus.

Hiring a guy because he beat Bama in two meaningless regular season games almost a decade ago would be the most JABA thing ever.

And if he gets the gig, he will never, ever win the SECC.

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He won a sugar bowl… are you saying only the 3 playoff games matter?

No, I’m saying the three regular season losses to mediocre teams that kept him from the SEC CG mattered more.

His best team at Ole Miss was the year before, when he beat Bama and was legitimately in the CFP convo, until he managed 7 points against an LSU team Gustav had hung 40 on, then laid a goose egg against Bert, another team Gustav hung 40+ on.

The guy will never, ever win s championship of any kind at AU.
and finally, this prognostication that proved especially accurate:
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Kiffin isn’t coming, so whether he had “big wins” is irrelevant.

Freezus bad losses completely overshadow his “big wins”.

Get used to this look on our fans’ faces if we make this program-destroying mistake:



BTW, most of my posts were in response to Rabern57 and greygoose, who were both fighting over who got to ride shotgun on the Freezus bandwagon
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7672 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:43 am to
Prescient
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:46 am to
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Posted by wareaglepete on 11/28/22 at 1:12 pm to BigTastey

I’m not buying. If it’s Freeze, I hope he wins a lot of games, but I’ll be on record saying this was a crap hire and a clown search until proven wrong. Which I reall want to happen.


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Posted by wareaglepete on 11/28/22 at 1:25 pm to jvilletiger25

I don’t think Freeze sucks, I think he’s just ok. And just ok is not what we need right now.

**In fact, he did suck bad.

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Posted by wareaglepete on 11/28/22 at 1:27 pm to BigTastey
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I’ll get behind our coach and support Auburn, but I’m not coming out and saying this is some great hire, because it’s not.


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Posted by wareaglepete on 11/29/22 at 12:55 pm to lowspark12

Not gonna lie, not a huge fan of the hire and think Freeze is a scumbag.



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Posted by wareaglepete on 12/6/22 at 10:21 am to metafour
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With the lackluster hiring we have so far, does that make everyone feel better?
This post was edited on 11/4/25 at 10:48 am
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:48 am to
The sad thing is Auburn football still sucked for the last 7-8 years.



Posted by FearlessFreep
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Member since Nov 2009
19282 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:54 am to
thanks

its very instructive to go back through those threads and read how guys like slacker and myself were branded as “crybabies” and “NegaBarners” because we realized that Freezus was way past his sell-by date as an SEC HC
Posted by higgs_boson
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Member since Sep 2014
22928 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:02 am to

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re: Will freeze win alot of games?
Posted on 11/26/22 at 12:26 pm to gatordmb89
higgs_boson


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Just popping in to say I think Freeze would be a really strong hire at Auburn. He will have y’all competing in the West every year.


Thanks for the kind words.

I think we are fricked
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This post was edited on 11/4/25 at 11:03 am
Posted by TailbackU
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Member since Oct 2005
12839 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:05 am to
I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt as I am prone to do with all AU coaches, until the Mizzou game this year. That’s when all the whining about refs, and “we’re close” and throwing players under the bus, hit a tipping point.
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7672 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:08 am to
It was after the Mizzou game that Cohen and the PTB discussed buyout
Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
9773 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:38 am to
I bashed Hugh all of October and November 2022 and was fully on board the Lane train. Talked myself into the hire as I always do and for what?
Posted by TemperdTiger
Montgomery, AL
Member since Oct 2013
2208 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:58 am to
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Gus 2.0 and last in the West in recruiting, frick Carnell better get some HC experience then come back and save us from this shitshow.


wish we had at least that
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Can't wait for all the people excited for another 8-4 coach


Thought I had more, but I was not at all stoked for Hugh
Posted by michaeldwde
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Member since Nov 2010
3814 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:06 pm to
I wanted Deion, as well.

I didn't want Kiffin, but not because I didn't think it would work. I was more worried he'd use Auburn as a stepping stone to the 'Bama job.

I was meh on Freeze. I knew he had a reputation as a good recruiter. I felt like he'd fix the roster, and, if it didn't work out, we'd be in a better position to hire the next coach.

For once , I just want Auburn to hire someone I don't have to convince myself to get behind.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:28 pm to
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read how guys like slacker and myself were branded as “crybabies” and “NegaBarners”



Posted by auburnnyc94
Member since Nov 2017
9773 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:31 pm to
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Can't wait for all the people excited for another 8-4 coach


It's funny how Hugh couldn't even deliver on the low to middling expectations that many of us who weren't on board with the hire had for his tenure
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19282 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:51 pm to
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For once , I just want Auburn to hire someone I don't have to convince myself to get behind.
that part

my time in StarkVegas made me dislike Tubs, but i figured he’d be a pretty decent HC

we’ve hired no one since that inspired any initial confidence
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19282 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:54 pm to
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I wanted Deion, as well.
the only consolation for the past couple of coaching searches is that, save for Kiff, all of the other top choices of the AURant have flamed out as well

i had Napier at the top of my list in 2020, and Fickell in 2022
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