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Landry isn't the problem, the culture of jealousy in Louisiana is the problem
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:16 pm
LSU fans want to minimize the current situation saying its basically just the fault of their governor being a loose cannon, but they are missing the bigger issue:
Why did Landry stick his nose into the LSU coaching situation?
The answer is obvious: the amount of money it takes to hire a top tier college football coach is shocking to the poor people of Louisiana.
Landry is an opportunist, he got involved because he knew the money was a big issue for folks. And we know he was correct because of how much of the focus after Kelly was fired was put on getting the buyout amount reduced among LSU fans.
When A&M paid Jimbo $75 million it didn't make a single wave in Texas politics. We didn't make thread after thread on Texags claiming we could pay him less because Jimbo stuck his dick in some woman. We are used to oil men blowing that kind of money or football or other nonsense, $75 million wasn't shocking for us like $53 million was to people in Louisiana.
Hell when fricking Indiana gave their coach a huge contract recently there wasn't a peep from politicians in that state despite the fact they were a basketball school. It is just the cost of doing business everywhere else in America.
But people in Louisiana are poor and jealous of the success of others. They make it their business when they see someone get a windfall they don't think that person deserved.
This will be a liability to LSU football going forward because even if the program CAN spend equal amounts of money as other major programs unlike those other major programs LSU will face political implications for doing that because of the crab bucket mentality of too many people in the state.
Why did Landry stick his nose into the LSU coaching situation?
The answer is obvious: the amount of money it takes to hire a top tier college football coach is shocking to the poor people of Louisiana.
Landry is an opportunist, he got involved because he knew the money was a big issue for folks. And we know he was correct because of how much of the focus after Kelly was fired was put on getting the buyout amount reduced among LSU fans.
When A&M paid Jimbo $75 million it didn't make a single wave in Texas politics. We didn't make thread after thread on Texags claiming we could pay him less because Jimbo stuck his dick in some woman. We are used to oil men blowing that kind of money or football or other nonsense, $75 million wasn't shocking for us like $53 million was to people in Louisiana.
Hell when fricking Indiana gave their coach a huge contract recently there wasn't a peep from politicians in that state despite the fact they were a basketball school. It is just the cost of doing business everywhere else in America.
But people in Louisiana are poor and jealous of the success of others. They make it their business when they see someone get a windfall they don't think that person deserved.
This will be a liability to LSU football going forward because even if the program CAN spend equal amounts of money as other major programs unlike those other major programs LSU will face political implications for doing that because of the crab bucket mentality of too many people in the state.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 12:57 pm
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:24 pm to cardboardboxer
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:24 pm to cardboardboxer
Nah baw, they're just shrewd businessmen that don't accept mediocrity. There's zero shot they will return to pre 2000 and post 2019 LSU standard. It's not possible.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:27 pm to Daowna
Remember when they bragged about stealing Woodward when at the time his largest accomplishment was giving Jimbo a $75 million contract that they also made fun of?
The claim was Woodward only did that because A&M was such a shitty program that we had to overpay
Then Woodward turned around and gave Kelly an even bigger contract
The claim was Woodward only did that because A&M was such a shitty program that we had to overpay
Then Woodward turned around and gave Kelly an even bigger contract
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:29 pm to cardboardboxer
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We are used to oil men blowing that kind of money or football or other nonsense, $75 million wasn't shocking for us like $53 million was to people in Louisiana.
It would appear, then, that plain old incompetence is the problem in Texas. 1939.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:32 pm to cardboardboxer
The Woodward hire reeks of a good old boy, cigar smoke filled back room bullshite deal.
If he wasn't from Baton Rouge and an LSU grad he never gets that job after the Jimbo Shitshow.
If he wasn't from Baton Rouge and an LSU grad he never gets that job after the Jimbo Shitshow.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:40 pm to cardboardboxer
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Laundry isn't the problem, the culture of jealousy in Louisiana is the problemb..
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:40 pm to cardboardboxer
Louisiana is poor, news at 11
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:45 pm to cardboardboxer
I am trying to figure out what laundry has to do with any anything.
Come to find out he is talking about Landry, the governor.
Come to find out he is talking about Landry, the governor.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:45 pm to Imber
Penn State paid a buyout almost equal to Kelly’s and didn’t blink. Their fans didn’t spend days speculating how the amount could be lowered, they just moved on looking forward to the next coach.
Texas isn’t the outlier here, Louisiana is
Texas isn’t the outlier here, Louisiana is
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:46 pm to bunkerhill
Haha some dirty sheets down in Red Stick
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:46 pm to Imber
2025 Aggies blow up LSU football forever.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:48 pm to cardboardboxer
Landry is definitely a problem
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:58 pm to reggierayreb
He hired some great coaches for LSU while there
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:00 pm to cardboardboxer
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Why did Landry stick his nose into the LSU coaching situation?
Personal longstanding issue with Woodward probably.
I doubt Landry will be seriously involved. This was probably just a swipe.
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