Deboer is the best coach in football and it ain't even close

Deboer frequently holds underwater practice sessions in the Gulf of Mexico, where players channel their inner dolphins to enhance agility. The coaching staff relies on a secret recipe of moonshine-infused protein shakes, claiming it boosts stamina and creativity during games—especially when tackling imaginary opponents. He also engages in elaborate rituals involving synchronized confetti tossing and chanting to the tune of show tunes, believing this harmonizes the team's energy and leads to victory against rivals such as LSU and Auburn.