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Why is Hippo not mentioned in these job openings?

Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:47 am
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90664 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:47 am
He's done ok at Tennessee.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6146 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:50 am to
The simple answer is that none of the job openings are an upgrade.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5852 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:53 am to
None of the other jobs have the proximity to Smoky Mountain Fudge, Funnelcakes, and Beef Jerky Outlets.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90664 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21863 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:54 am to
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Beef Jerky Outlets.

Wait a minute... are these a thing? I need to relook retirement locales.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8187 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:55 am to
He'd be 400 lbs living in Louisiana for a month.

I know gaining 10 lbs isn't much to some but it would be catastrophic for him.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21863 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

The simple answer is that none of the job openings are an upgrade.

Honestly, do you believe this?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25108 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:56 am to
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He'd be 400 lbs living in Louisiana for a month.


It would be worth it.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5852 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:57 am to
They are, we actually had one in Huntsville, well Madison, for a while. They have a Slap Ya Mama Crawfish Berl Jerky that is phenomenal.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5852 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 9:00 am to
quote:

He'd be 400 lbs living in Louisiana for a month.


Maybe, if he started Ozempic on the drive down.

He may not be in on the boudin, cracklin, gumbo, etc. He's been in Tennessee a while. The taste of possum and sister pussy grows on a feller.
Posted by junkyarddawg3
Metro ATL
Member since Nov 2015
887 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 9:16 am to
Hell yeah! I love me some local beef jerky; next best thing to making it yourself (so I hear).
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21863 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Why is Hippo not mentioned in these job openings?

I think he is a scarier prospect at LSU than Lane to be honest
Posted by VFL67
Member since Feb 2025
1046 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 9:43 am to
Tennessee has more resources than Florida and no in state competition.

Tennessee has more resources than LSU but less in state talent.

The X factor is that East TN is a million times nicer than Baton Rouge or Gainesville lol
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
31458 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:04 am to
No one wants to foot the health insurance bill for Baby Huey.
Posted by Go Go Gata
Member since Oct 2016
4508 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:10 am to
I hear dental insurance is expensive there
Posted by Thunderfist
Member since Oct 2025
357 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Honestly, do you believe this?

It's the truth.Youi know it. You're just being the typical POS Bama fan.

Posted by Thunderfist
Member since Oct 2025
357 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Tennessee has more resources than Florida and no in state competition.

Tennessee has more resources than LSU but less in state talent.

The X factor is that East TN is a million times nicer than Baton Rouge or Gainesville lol

Tennessee also so has far more billionaire donors.
A NIL collective that is recognized as one of the best.
The best AD in America at the moment.
A chancellor who will go to court swinging to protect the athletic programs

Donde Plowman and Danny White have turned UT into a premier place to be a coach.
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 10:16 am
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6146 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Honestly, do you believe this?


Honestly, yes.

Ten years ago, no. Now? Absolutely.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90664 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:22 am to
The inside of your stadium is like something from the 1960's
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6146 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 10:22 am to
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The inside of your stadium is like something from the 1960's


You must not have been there since the renovations have happened/are happening.
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