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Corndogs have stayed with LSU

Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:14 pm
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
2111 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:14 pm
Everywhere they travel, the grocery stores sell out of corndogs. They’re everywhere. In floral arrangements, or simple traps, or thrown at major sporting broadcasting events by major celebrities. The list goes on and on. They can’t escape it.

This corn dog thing has had staying power way more than we ever thought it would. It’s generational at this point.

This can be attributed to the Auburn Tigers’ fan base. The conference owes War Eagle a debt of gratitude.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9571 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:18 pm to
Ok
Posted by Dotarian
Midwest
Member since Oct 2012
1682 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:18 pm to
I think you're mistaking corn dogs for SEC and CFB trophies - neither of which have the Runts so much as sniffed since Kennedy was president.

But that's okay, go hug your SECW Co-Champion participation trophy. You'll feel better.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18034 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:19 pm to
Well to be honest we wanted to try some of those Walmart chicken fingers that y’all are so proud of at your tailgates , but everywhere we went they told us that the preppy gay ole Miss frat boys had already bought them all .
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
26793 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:20 pm to
Whatever you say, Land Shart.
Posted by FeralChild
Houston
Member since May 2024
127 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:22 pm to
This post is almost as lame as fake chandeliers under a cheap tent in grass.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25157 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:23 pm to
You know you like corndogs, the food and the fan variety.
Posted by animalcracker
Member since Oct 2010
2212 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Everywhere they travel, the grocery stores sell out of corndogs
Because corndogs are better then anything the shite restaurants in those cities have to offer!
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 8:31 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
91727 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:31 pm to
*2003 SEC Champions

lol
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
2111 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

You know you like corndogs, the food and the fan variety.


You got me. 2nd favorite team in the SEC.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11104 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 8:35 pm to
You have to admit, if someone is going to make a corn dog taste great, it’s someone from Louisiana. Y’all stick to you frozen food corndogs, loser.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
13844 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:03 pm to
I drove thru LA once. 60 miles from Baton Rouge. Took me a while to indentify it, but the scent I picked up was definitely corn dog. Risked a speeding ticket after that, but it was worth it. Pretty sure the LA State Trooper would've had me in Angola if I hadn't made it to the Mississippi line. No way I would've kept my shite together.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18601 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:12 pm to
We retired the corn dog. It’s now the fresh, never frozen Raising Canes Chicken Finger.
Posted by volinknox
Member since Sep 2024
216 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:16 pm to
Havn't seen the corndog post in years.....someone post it please.
Posted by RichardCranium
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
Member since Aug 2005
2537 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:25 pm to
I have to say it makes me feel old that dumbasses think the origin of this was LSU. I won't bother explaining how Auburn plagiarized this from another team.
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
2111 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

You have to admit, if someone is going to make a corn dog taste great, it’s someone from Louisiana. Y’all stick to you frozen food corndogs, loser.


Y'all could literally take a nutria and make it taste great. I know. Boys we got a good one. Now I gotta be honest. When we match up and we’re both good, yall have gotten the win. Crazy shite happens like Eli throwing a pass and it bouncing off a players head into your DBs arms his third year. Yall never leading in regulation last year. In and on. Yall get the best of us. We gotta be due. Gotta be.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2644 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:26 pm to
Katy Perry has retired her corn dog. Im mean dildo.

Let it go.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3692 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:29 pm to
What about Eli tripping over his own feet in 2003?
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
10181 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:29 pm to
Yawn….btw I love corndogs

Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18270 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 9:30 pm to
Yeah, they all smell like a state fair
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