UF hasn’t beat Miami in Miami since 1985

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Yet the Disney gators think Billy Gaypier can pull offf the upset tomm. The same Billy Gaypier that is 4-13 on the road, with wins against
1. 5-7 Texas a&m (2022)
2. 5-7 South Carolina (2023)
3. 2-10 Miss State (2024)
4. 2-10 FSU (2024)

Pretty clear that the only thing that will be upset tomorrow will be the Disney gators waving there Pom poms for Gaypier to pull off a miracle.

Unlike the usf game it’s not saying much to predict a loss, so thecaws 3 CAWls of the week will be more nuanced.

In irder of probability from highest to lowest:

A. Miami wins by 30-35 points

The gators are broken. Napier is clueless and the locker room is toxic with players hating on DJ Fagway for being an overrated premoddnana. This will be a blood bath like the 2017 wlocp when shark fricker faked death threats and was officially over by the second possession

B. Miami hangs 50 points

Gator defense has looked pretty good so that’s why less likely than A but with toxic Locker room and offense letting defense down last 2 games there’s a chance they no show and let Miami run up and down the field. Plus 3 dl are injured and Miami has a very good o line. Wouldn’t be surprised if they won 52-13 or something like that

C. Gators get shut out

Gators have I think the longest active scoring streak in the ncaa. But Miami shut down gaypiers offense last year at the swamp with the defensive coordinator saying that he ran the same 4-5 plays and was too easy to predict. However there will be so much garbage time that Gaypier might be able to squeeze a field goal just to keep the scoring streak alive like he did against Oregon state in the Las Vegas bowl in 2022. But Fagway sucks so bad that he might not even be able to get into field goal range if he doesn’t bench him. The question is is Gaypier too gay to bench Fagway even if it results in a shutout loss?

We’ll find out tomorrow on prime time tv. Get ur popcorn ready