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re: PETA has gone full retard

Posted by Nutriaitch on 6/25/26 at 1:01 pm to
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house cats are not native to continental US. therefore un natural.



ok.

wasn't sure how that worked. only reason I asked.

re: PETA has gone full retard

Posted by Nutriaitch on 6/25/26 at 12:39 pm to
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They aren't wrong. Domestic cats murder the shite out of birds every year.



the only thing is would that really be considered "unnatural"?


I mean one is a predator. the other is a prey.

that's sorta how nature works.

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ell me about why Lou Holtz was fired for winning 73.5% of the ball games he coached in while at Arkansas?



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He went 5-6 his last two years and had already pissed off Frank.



he went 9-2 in '82 and 6-5 in '83


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Other than ND in 1988 he was just an avg coach



60-21-2 at Arkansas
100-30-2 at Notre Dame (won 10+ games 5 times in a six year stretch)
took over a really bad situation at South Carolina and turned them into a decent and competitive team.



definitely above "average"



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These had a year or more in between stops.


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Houston Nutt: Arkansas to Ole Miss



Nutt took the Ole Miss job like the day after he resigned from Arkansas
my typing can me atrocious at times.

I get all the right letters, but in all the wrong order. and it happens completely at random. just some word in middle of a sentence.
pisses me off.
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Matt Miller, NFL draft analyst: In conversations with scouts before the NFL's mid-January deadline for underclassmen to declare for the 2026 draft, many believed Sorsby would have been a high Round 1 pick.



that was before word broke about the gambling.

and the gambling drastically changes the equation.
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Unless they change the juco eligibility to two years, it’s going to push the very best players there instead of to 4 year schools.



the proposal is across the board (whether NCAA, JUCO, or some independent league, etc.)
2 years removed from High School and 20 years old by Sept 1 of your draft year.
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I'm curious, if it were a man would you feel differently?




the guys were 17.
which is above the age of consent in more than half the country

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They are killing thousands of pedestrians who otherwise might have survived.


what's their criteria for "otherwise"


had they not been hit at all?
had they been hit by a Geo Metro?
had they received a glancing blow from a guy on a skateboard?

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The courts will strike stupid stuff down like they are trying to do here.


the courts will almost assuredly strike down the clause about coaches not changing jobs before end of the season.

I read that part of the bill and it literally includes any person that is employed in any capacity by the Athletic department of one school taking part in any job duties at all as Head Coach of another school until both schools seasons are over.



meaning an assistant coach who has earned himself a HC gig can't take a HC job at another school if his team is in the postseason.
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A provision that permanently freezes conference membership?


not quite.

you can still poach a team from another conference as long as the conference you're robbing from still meets a minimum number of members (not sure what that minimum is though).


and you cannot merge with an entire other conference.
i went one time for a work physical and both their scale and their height measuring stick were way off.

had me almost 2” taller and 20# heavier than i’ve ever been in my life.

told the lady “that’s definitely not right”
pretty sure LSU's best years (win wise against SEC teams) was 28 or 29
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When did we get all these new dinosaur names?


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In the late 80's, we grew up with pterodactyl, triceratops, stegosaurus, brontosaurus, T-Rex and Velociraptor.


Diplodocus definitely existed in the 80s
I remember that as a kid
Jeremy Witten was on the ‘96 roster, but never played.

played on ‘97 & ‘00 natty teams as well.

pretty sure he’s the only one with 3 rings.

re: Mt. Rushmore of Southern Icons

Posted by Nutriaitch on 6/15/26 at 4:30 pm to
Ray Charles should probably be somewhere on the list.

re: Mt. Rushmore of Southern Icons

Posted by Nutriaitch on 6/15/26 at 4:28 pm to
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Louisville is on the Ohio River, 596 miles north of Bentonville, Arkansas.


Minneapolis, MN isn't quite 596 miles NORTH of Bentonville, AR.

pretty sure Louisville is considerably farther south than that
Danny Devito.

for no reason other than seeing him in Jersey Mike’s commercials 156,872,987 times per LSU baseball game.
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Despite all the posts by the T-Rant know it alls, no one on this site knows anything about if or how Milam staying is going to impact any other players decision to stay or leave!


correct.
it’s all just educated guesses based on what’s happened in the past with similar players.