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Season ticket packages at your school
Posted on 9/18/25 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 9/18/25 at 10:33 pm
I heard if you buy a Sooners season ticket that they throw in bingo night, walkers, a lifetime supply of history lessons, as well a nursing home meal plan.
Any perks besides football at the other schools?
Any perks besides football at the other schools?
This post was edited on 9/18/25 at 10:46 pm
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 3:59 am to everytrueson
Missouri’s ticket package program gets free dance lessons
Posted on 9/19/25 at 4:50 am to lsufan1971
You cant just buy OU season tickets they've been sold out for many years now. You can get on the waiting list though. BTW isn't Mizzouris stadium the biggest dump in the SEC? It was near the bottom in the Big 12.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 7:15 am to lsufan1971
LSU gives out free BK dance lessons
Posted on 9/19/25 at 8:24 am to everytrueson
Decades and decades of us whooping your arse consistently never produced a rivalry. Please stop trying.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 8:33 am to everytrueson
I heard Oklahoma is helping the Championship-Poors in their region by giving away one of their big12 championship rings with plenty to still regale their hall of champions.
How many yall got?
1969 is worse than aggy’s 1998.
Not a fit.
Garbage pail program.
How many yall got?
1969 is worse than aggy’s 1998.
Not a fit.
Garbage pail program.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 8:35 am to dstone12
Posted on 9/19/25 at 8:56 am to dstone12
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:10 am to everytrueson
Extras that schools throw in:
Alabama - A bouquet of roses sent to the sibling of your choice and a Nick Saban photo
Arkansas - A nude picture of Sam Pittman's tits
Auburn - A 4 roll pack of Charmin
Florida - A Steve Spurrier t-shirt and an empty whiskey bottle to throw at visiters.
Georgia - A free lobotomy. No fan base can be that stupid naturally
Kentucky - A pennant that says "wait until basketball season, we suck then too".
LSU - An official pair of Brian Kelly elevator shoes
Mississippi - Cold chicken fingers and a game day outfit only a homosexual would wear
Miss. State - A cowbell
Missouri - A black lives matter t-shite and cardboard shite swastika replica
Oklahoma - A broken wagon wheel and a bag of dust
South Carolina - A small cock...a really, really small cock
Tennessee - Heartbreak...a big load of heartbreak...AGAIN
Texas - A 9 inch lickable dildo (your choice of color) and a Bevo cow turd
Texas A&M - A picture of Jimbo's $73 million check...it's all they can afford now
Vanderbilt - A nice frame for your degree and tickets to a Kamala rally
Alabama - A bouquet of roses sent to the sibling of your choice and a Nick Saban photo
Arkansas - A nude picture of Sam Pittman's tits
Auburn - A 4 roll pack of Charmin
Florida - A Steve Spurrier t-shirt and an empty whiskey bottle to throw at visiters.
Georgia - A free lobotomy. No fan base can be that stupid naturally
Kentucky - A pennant that says "wait until basketball season, we suck then too".
LSU - An official pair of Brian Kelly elevator shoes
Mississippi - Cold chicken fingers and a game day outfit only a homosexual would wear
Miss. State - A cowbell
Missouri - A black lives matter t-shite and cardboard shite swastika replica
Oklahoma - A broken wagon wheel and a bag of dust
South Carolina - A small cock...a really, really small cock
Tennessee - Heartbreak...a big load of heartbreak...AGAIN
Texas - A 9 inch lickable dildo (your choice of color) and a Bevo cow turd
Texas A&M - A picture of Jimbo's $73 million check...it's all they can afford now
Vanderbilt - A nice frame for your degree and tickets to a Kamala rally
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:11 am to everytrueson
I don’t remember Mizzou fans being this mouthy when they were cellar dwellers in the Big 12. But now that they’re cellar dwellers in the SEC they’ve got some ego. I guess it just means more.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:13 am to dstone12
Yet the mighty fighting tigers were sub .500 in b12
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:14 am to dstone12
We went to the moon in 1969.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:16 am to At the Lake
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I don’t remember Mizzou fans being this mouthy when they were cellar dwellers in the Big 12. But now that they’re cellar dwellers in the SEC they’ve got some ego. I guess it just means more.
Says a guy from the school that only has 2 SEC conference game wins in 2 years....
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:17 am to Faurot fodder
I heard Mizzou gives out national championship banners....wait
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:24 am to Wishbone85
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BTW isn't Mizzouris stadium the biggest dump in the SEC? It was near the bottom in the Big 12.
Grassy knoll in the end zone = unserious program.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:49 am to Mosnowman
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Says a guy from the school that only has 2 SEC conference game wins in 2 years....
Odd to include this year as we’ve played no SEC games yet, but cool. If I was a fan of a program as mediocre historically as Mizzou I’d be a bit salty as well. Carry on.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:19 am to At the Lake
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If I was a fan of a program as mediocre historically as Mizzou I’d be a bit salty as well. Carry on.
The reason you guys are a good fit for the SEC is you also drone on about yester year....the only thing that matters in football is recent results. Ours have been excellent, and we continue to compete against blue blood programs and give them headaches.
We have made it to the SEC Championship game twice since we joined the SEC. Until you put up some recent results you my friend are the "mediocre team" in our beloved conference. No resting on laurels...
Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:26 am to Faurot fodder
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LSU gives out free BK dance lessons
It's also an intro level class for freshmen: How to Grind For Beginners.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:48 am to Volatile
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We went to the moon in 1969.
But just like Missouri, we haven’t been back.
Posted on 9/19/25 at 2:18 pm to everytrueson
Ima dork. Deal with it.
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