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UGA fans burned my precious 1983 camo Auburn hat

Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:18 am
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:18 am
I was helpless, seeking comfort in the shrubbery. I never got an apology.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3592 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:19 am to
Did they pee pee on you too?
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2928 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:20 am to
That hat had it coming!
Posted by PorkyPig
Levy, AR
Member since Apr 2011
205 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:22 am to
Did the shrubbery look nice? Hopefully it didn't costs too much.
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:24 am to
I did a hard two year ban. I can’t be reformed.

Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42943 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:57 am to
Was it signed by Pat Dye?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50143 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 11:58 am to
Those MOTHERfrickERS.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19393 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:21 pm to
Drunk on a Wednesday morning.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9272 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

I did a hard two year ban.


2 YEAR ban?
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
993 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:30 pm to
Just one apology and I’ll stop. How hard is this?
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
3960 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

I did a hard two year ban


OK I’ll play along as an Aggie. How hard was it?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
32201 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2842 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

UGA fans burned my precious 1983 camo Auburn hat


At least they didn't teabag you.

-LSU fan
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8161 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

At least they didn't teabag you.

-LSU fan


Or sic a flying ho on you.

- Oklahoma fan
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3242 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

UGA fans burned my precious 1983 camo Auburn hat


Was it just a regular hat or was it signed or anything?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13135 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I was helpless, seeking comfort in the shrubbery. I never got an apology.


You were damn quick about taking that ugly fricker off your hear when I lit it on fire too....I was impressed. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
31497 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Just one apology and I’ll stop. How hard is this?
I’m so sorry that you fricked up so bad that you got your arse beat and your hat burned

there’s an apology, let me know if there is anything else I can do for you

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
18103 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 6:10 pm to
So you were drunk and passed out. How do you know it wasn’t another Auburn fan that stole your hat with the autograph and set another hat on fire?

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2321 Boomed Your Sooner Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
37831 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 6:59 pm to
Sad!
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18640 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:05 pm to
OP, might I suggest rubbing a little dirt on that pussy?
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