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Heuple can't stop raving about Joey Football

Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:33 pm
Posted by RiverBoatGamblerO
Member since Aug 2025
483 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:33 pm
Uh oh guys.

I think we have stumbled upon the next Hendon freaking Hooker.

Heupel was just quoted saying that JA oozes confidence and calmness and has emerged as the leader of the entire offense and team already. He's special. Unusually confident for a college QB.

Hd oozes the magic "It" factor that Nico and Milton had zero of but Hooker and Dobbs were loaded with.

This kid is going to to be CFB's biggest story this year. You have been warned.

Nico is going be the biggest NIL cautionary tale out there after the this season.

It turns out he visited UCLA the week before the Arkansas game.

That explains A LOT.

It's a freaking miracle that we reached the playoffs with that snake leading our offense and being such a huge locker room distraction at the same time.

JA X Thread

This post was edited on 8/28/25 at 1:57 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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28689 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Heuple

Josh Heupel

Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5154 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:36 pm to
You guys can’t keep hyping yourselves up year after year like this. You won’t win the SEC or a natty. Accept it. Otherwise, you’re going to give yourself health problems.
This post was edited on 8/28/25 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
10186 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:36 pm to
What a shocker a new Tenn Alt, just in time for football season. Who is this one?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65587 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Hd oozes the magic "It" factor that Nico and Milton had zero of but Hooker and Dobbs were loaded with.


You said Milton would be better than Hooker and Nico would be better than them all.

quote:

This kid is going to to be CFB's biggest story this year. You have been warned.



You've said this about all of them.
Posted by Mikfrd
Denham Springs, La.
Member since Feb 2016
418 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:37 pm to
Your other alter said same shite about Nico.

GFY
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
20028 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:37 pm to
Gosh, he sounds really good. So happy for y'all.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Parts unknown
Member since May 2014
7905 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by pubes
Brest, Franch
Member since Dec 2023
225 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:42 pm to
I oozed confidence all over your moms fat udders last night
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:44 pm to
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It is Tennessee. Does it really matter?
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12667 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Milton had zero








Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2371 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

166 posts


...and so it begins.



fricking retarded arse motherfrickers.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17211 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Heuple


Fake Vol account
Posted by RiverBoatGamblerO
Member since Aug 2025
483 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 1:58 pm to
Well you should considering the fact that we actually have a real life fire breathing defense and running game.

I wonder if current LSU fans even remember what that's like considered BK's recent track record. It's like you guys morphed into a finesse Pac 10 style team over night. BK is not SEC football material period.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13409 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:00 pm to
He will have a better season than Nico will at UCLA
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
13527 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Fake Vol account


These alters are not Tennessee fans.
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
1761 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:05 pm to
It turns out he visited UCLA the week before the Arkansas game.
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You mean the game where he ran out of bounds instead of throwing to the endzone on the last play of the game?
Posted by RiverBoatGamblerO
Member since Aug 2025
483 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:18 pm to
Yep. We had a straight up traitor running our offense all season long.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:24 pm to
"He oozes..."

This thread oozes "another stupid Whiskey alter". Gees dude, busted....go away for the 87th time.
Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
1460 posts
Posted on 8/28/25 at 2:24 pm to
Nobody gives a frick.
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