SEC Football Has Returned : It's Game Day Baby

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It's Game Day

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You're a couple days early, dude.

Usf covers or upsets BSU tonight

Already, Truman?

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Of all the Tigers among the power conferences, Mizzou is absolutely the most dollar general, dollar store, and/or dollar tree variety among the Big 3 sports.

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Oooops....love how you legacy SEC guys never get your facts straight. Mizzou brings the SEC intelligence vs ignorance on virtually every topic. Just cause bubba from bama says so, doesn't make it true. Sorry to embarrass you.

Mississippi leads the nation with the highest density of dollar stores, with about 3 stores per 10,000 residents—one of the most saturated markets in the U.S.

Mississippi ranks first (about 3,611 people per dollar store), followed by West Virginia (˜ 3,968 people per store), Alabama, Arkansas, and Louisiana among the top five when combining Dollar General & Dollar Tree densities.

CARK..... who the frick is CARK???? Drink looks soft as a pillow so scheduling a game against CARK seems perfect.

Pretty sure mizz-who wins and their fans here will be claiming they're winning the natty.

"SEC" football

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Imagine being a Bama fan rushing to defend LSU. Yowza. That’s like Walmart trying to prop up Family Dollar.

Mizzou walked into the SEC and racked up more East titles in a decade than most teams managed in a generation. Meanwhile, LSU’s the Dollar Store Tiger with one flashy season every decade, and Bama fans are clinging to Saban’s ghost like it’s a family heirloom.

We’re the only Tiger in the SEC that actually expands markets, boosts revenue, and adds prestige. Y’all are just recycling swamps and bayous.

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Whenever someone tries to name or list all of the schools in the SEC, Missouri is invariably the one who is forgotten.

Oh, you're a fan of songs? Me too...

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Your best team since the two seed chokers eeked one out against our worst team in over 20 years

You also do this at just about any home sporting event (even baseball) but you want to be taken seriously by your new conference (which you’re not per this thread)

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Imagine being a kU fan still chirping on an SEC board like the cousin who wasn’t invited to the wedding but keeps sending texts anyway. We’ve been in the SEC for 12+ years, playing for championships and cashing checks that your entire conference only dreams of, while you’re still bragging about that one time you made a football team in ’07.

Your ‘best team in 20 years’ is still a footnote in hoops when it matters most, and your football program? It took two decades to sniff relevance, and even then you’re begging for clout on an SEC board.

We don’t just ‘get taken seriously’ - we cashed in on realignment while kU got stuck babysitting Iowa State.