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If the SEC, specifically football, were a snake...

Posted on 8/27/25 at 2:17 pm
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25118 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 2:17 pm
what type/kind of snake would it be?? Basically what snake would think best represents the SEC.

EDIT...

King Cobra
Pit Viper
King Snake
Etc....
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37386 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 2:18 pm to
The kind that eats its own tail.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10495 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 2:36 pm to
there's a Full Metal Jacket gif that would fit, but I don't want to reference the state he mentions, so not posting it.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9343 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:11 pm to
oookkkaaayyy…
Posted by RiverBoatGamblerO
Member since Aug 2025
483 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:24 pm to
What kind of thread is this???? Wtf

Please do better LSU fans.
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2397 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:26 pm to
Long dong silver
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
7963 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:26 pm to
LSU = Mongoose.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:27 pm to
LSU:



Posted by Sonny Black
Member since Jul 2025
151 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 3:38 pm to
I don't even listen to that Lynyrd Skynyrd song about that particular state anymore. Makes me nauseous.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38348 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 4:17 pm to
A water snake.



Anything to demonstrate watering down the best conference in the sport to where we have former big12 teams cutting into our former 6 permanent rivalries.

Making all the 12 teams from the early 90s play games we don’t want to play and miss games we want to play will drag down the brand.

It hilarious that we’ve got posts talking about “what three do you want?” When we HAD those three plus three more.

We should have stayed at 12 teams.
We should have stayedwith 8 games until the money bags were committed.

Bad decisions all around.
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 4:21 pm
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9343 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 4:21 pm to
Have you seen the full clip with audio?
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25118 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

water snake.



Not very recognizable but it least it was an answer.

Let me go back and add a little more to the original post.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9343 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18668 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 5:23 pm to
If the SEC were a snake, it'd be Snake Plissken.

Posted by ATX Tigah
Member since Aug 2025
3 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 6:39 pm to
White snake stating ahead of time, might have posted this incorrectly...hahaha



This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 6:44 pm
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87007 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

LSU = Mongoose.


I think you mean Honey Badger
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4803 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25118 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 7:58 pm to
The post and topic aren't as bad as the replies. I guess you can't escape the true reality if this place.

But, a band, YEAH that's the answer I was looking for. I'll mail you $100 bucks. Just post your name and mailing address.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26810 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:01 pm to
WTF are you smoking and are you watching Animal Planet....
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26810 posts
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:22 pm to
Can I have the drugs that madrme you think of that? Please.
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