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Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:11 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:11 am
Mormons


Vs

Morons
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:15 am to
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17980 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:38 am to
All three of them could kick your arse, just like Michigan gonna kick the barn arse.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28913 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:57 am to
quote:

All three of them could kick your arse, just like Michigan gonna kick the barn arse.


Just like a typical low IQ Bama fan. First thought is physical violence.
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 7:57 am
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7038 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:06 am to
The fact that loveable idiot triggers so many people around here is so funny
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19164 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:24 am to
They both do the sister wife thing
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4585 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:31 am to
Sometimes violence is the only option real men understand this your type probably has never been in a fight in there lives. Your type first instinct is to run.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:34 am to
This reads like it should be in crayon

quote:

Sometimes violence is the only option real men understand this your type probably has never been in a fight in there lives. Your type first instinct is to run.
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
232 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Just like a typical low IQ Bama fan. First thought is physical violence.



Just be glad you’re not a young mother, and that Bammer can’t shoot you through the internet. Because he would if he could!
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28913 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Sometimes violence is the only option real men understand this your type probably has never been in a fight in there lives. Your type first instinct is to run.


Brains >>>> brawn.

Some people are smart enough NOT to get themselves in those types of situations in the first place.

Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28913 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:51 am to
quote:

that loveable idiot


RTW doesn't trigger me. But the thing is, name a more recognizable Bama fan right now. You can't.

So when he's the type of guy you hitch your wagon to, then folks are going t to make jokes about it.

Let's be honest, the original post was nothing more than a "clever" (in quotation marks because clever is subjective) play on words, and RTW fits the "moron" stereotype PERFECTLY. When you stop and think about it, RTW is the anthesis of a Mormon missionary. That's what makes it funny, The fact that Bama and BYU both start with B and Mormon and Moron are homophones only adds to it. It really was a layup of a joke...

This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 8:56 am
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
Member since Nov 2021
4921 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:57 am to
This thread is a perfect example of the death spiral that has destroyed tRant.

Reduced moderation > more trolls/alter threads > less traffic > Chicken sponsored trolls/alters to boost traffic > less real traffic > Chicken sponsored trolls/alters to boost traffic > less real traffic…

This place sucks now…team boards and BigD’s stickied threads are pretty much all that matters now
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9456 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:57 am to
Not going to take any shots at BYU fans. I find the religion strange in a lot of ways but the couple of BYU fans I've run into have been fine people. Had a childhood neighbor and friend whose stepdad was a BYU grad. Very smart tech guy.

Plus Utah may be the most underappreciated state in the country as far as natural beauty is concerned. Most people in the eastern U.S. focus almost entirely on Colorado, Montana, and Wyoming as their favorite western states to visit but pound for pound Utah probably has the coolest national parks of any state in the country
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
3991 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:03 am to
Well I certainly know I wouldn't bring my young daughter to the game. Never know which big time BYU fans are looking for a new child bride to add to his haul.

Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28913 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:11 am to
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This thread is a perfect example of the death spiral that has destroyed tRant.


Look at my post above yours. That's a lot of thought for a "troll" post don't you think?

Some of my posts are pretty succinct. But sometimes, they have more thought put into them than one would think at first look...
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 9:28 am
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6380 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:16 am to
quote:


Just like a typical low IQ Bama fan. First thought is physical violence and Auburn


Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107151 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

They both do the sister wife thing



Only one still does the sister wife thing, and they High Tide.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33123 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:30 am to
I have always found it deeply amusing when Auburn fans try and take the "we're more cultured" route over Alabama.

Dude, I've BEEN to your campus, several times.

The most notable features are counting how many pastures you pass, and the smell.

Quit trying to pretend Auburn is some kind of elite institution of higher learning. Just because Yale kicked your arse last year doesn't make you an honorary member of the Ivy League.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
6282 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Sometimes violence is the only option real men understand this your type probably has never been in a fight in there lives. Your type first instinct is to run.


Nice melt by the obvious Bama alter.

Can anyone interpret what this Gump is attempting to write?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28913 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 9:32 am to
quote:

I have always found it deeply amusing when Auburn fans



The only problem with all of this is 1). I'm not an Auburn fan.

And if you've been to the Auburn campus once, that's more than I ever have.

Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 9:35 am
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