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The GOAT Mark Sears Named first team ALL AMERICAN

Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:41 pm


Next up cutting down the nets, tournament mvp and Neismith award
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
129971 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:48 pm to
I think he looks more like a downsy alien than a GOAT
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24804 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:50 pm to
WTF is up with his picture? Looks like Photoshop is drunk.
Posted by Vulcan Materials
Member since May 2022
1012 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:50 pm to
Mark Sears is just male Angel Reese but he can actually play basketball.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4372 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Mark Sears is just male Angel Reese


Sounds like you’re trying to explain away a dream you had.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7354 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 1:06 pm to
One of the things I will miss most about Mark Sears moving on from Alabama is you losing this schtick.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15313 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 1:11 pm to
3 of the 5 from the conference.

Gotta be the first time ever.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 1:23 pm to
"Unanimous" is good, right?
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:24 pm to
No one KNOWS what you’re talking ABOUT. We are ITT to PRAISE MARK
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

No one KNOWS what you’re talking ABOUT.

I'M talking about how BROOME is BETTER.
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:31 pm to
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I'M talking about how BROOME is BETTER.


Is that why he LOST on SENIOR NIGHT to THE GOAT? LMAO
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:33 pm to
He isn't anywhere close to the reason the team lost.

MARK was almost CERTAINLY the reason BROOME WON in TUSCALOOSA, though. Because MARK sucks and looks like JAR JAR BINKS.
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:36 pm to
You’re having a TOUGH TIME comprehending the information being SHARED HERE. I guess they didnt teach LOGIC or SPORTS in your CATTLE SEXUAL PREFERENCE class at the BARN?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:38 pm to
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You’re having a TOUGH TIME comprehending the information being SHARED HERE

Seems you are.

UNANIMOUS first team is better than just REGULAR old shite arse first team.

If that team actually got together and played people. They would just sit Mark because he would be irrelevant.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
9603 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:33 pm to
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IAmNERD


Why are you arguing with a sock puppet?
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
6282 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:46 pm to
Is Braden Smith one of the five best players in the country?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:12 pm to
I was bored earlier.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
12173 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Why are you arguing with a sock puppet?


I was wondering the same thing. Don't feed the trolls, people.
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Don't feed the trolls, people


Ya this nerd guy nearly ruined my thread
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