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Happy Birthday to the GOAT - Mark Sears

Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:27 pm
Best to ever suit up in the state of Alabama.

Let us all wish him a happy last birthday in the US unless Trump successfully invades China.

Posted by Granola
Member since Jan 2024
1656 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:29 pm to
HBD Mark
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11426 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:30 pm to
Well, you're definitely not Opry's alter.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17630 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:32 pm to
OP is definitely not an alter.

Welcome back, though.
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

OP is definitely not an alter.


Can you confirm how you pronounce the last letter in “alter”?
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
4387 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Best to ever suit up in the state of Alabama.

Really? That's kind of embarrassing
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45037 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:54 pm to
They Call Denver Jones Amazon because he put Sears out of business.

(I didn't make this up)

#4-17
Posted by Mark Sears Fan Club
Tuscaloosa
Member since Feb 2025
222 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 1:58 pm to
This had nothing to do with Denver Jones and everything to do with Nate Oats piss poor schemes. Rumor has it Oats tried to have Mark drive to a capital murder scene at half time to try and rally the troops but Mark is too good of a person.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45037 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:02 pm to
He doesn't believe in team shooting. It's all about me.

Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33133 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:11 pm to
quote:


They Call Denver Jones Amazon because he put Sears out of business.

(I didn't make this up)



I wouldn't want to take credit for that either.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45037 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't want to take credit for that either.

#class
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
14873 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Can you confirm how you pronounce the last letter in “alter”?


Are you just gonna leave the man hanging?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
14873 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Rumor has it Oats tried to have Mark drive to a capital murder scene at half time to try and rally the troops but Mark is too good of a person.


Whatever it takes to make Mark Sears play like Brandon Miller is worth it.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4372 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:39 pm to
If we can get the tourney versions of mark & grant, we winnin’ the whole damn thing. If they continue to turn it over, well…we still winnin’ the whole damn thing, just by fewer points.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17630 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 2:44 pm to
Alabama isn’t winning dick in basketball.

Do whatever you need to do to distract yourself from your nosediving football program and a baseball program that’s been dead since the 90s

Gumps are pathetic racists who cheer on their favorite players responsible for murdering innocent mothers.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
8907 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Alabama isn’t winning dick in basketball.


Bama owns “L”su in basketball!
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
5205 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 4:11 pm to
Vastly over rated as a player except for about 1 out of 4 games he gets on a streak. Gotten more streaky the older he gets.
Posted by theballguy
Parody clause in full effect
Member since Oct 2011
18321 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 4:16 pm to
Somehow this board has gotten worse than poliboard.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5247 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:20 pm to
Wouldnt the GOAT have to win it all at least one time to be in consideration. Not runner up to the runner up
This post was edited on 2/19/25 at 5:23 pm
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27829 posts
Posted on 2/19/25 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

pathetic racists


Right up your alley.
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