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Mary Kay to offer NIL $ and a pink Cadillac to a SEC player. Who is their first choice?

Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4585 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 7:58 pm
Maybe Ryan Williams will have a make up artists do his make up before games an at halftime.
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1460 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 11:10 pm to
That would be bad arse! Then go off on Lane to the tune of 8 for 240 and 3 TD’s. Dragging that sassy nut sack all over the SEC

I hope like hell he gets it.

HE-HEEE!







This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 11:27 pm
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
69950 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 11:31 pm to
I expect someone posting their 1,022nd thread to know to provide links for outrageous sounding stories.
Posted by Scottieb
Jax Beach, Fl
Member since Oct 2018
90 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 11:45 pm to
How fricking miserable are you to try and troll with this shite? I’m sorry you have a very tiny dick, and probably violently raped by a retard at a young age but Ffs, do better
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8960 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 11:57 pm to
I would expect an Aggie to be the frontrunner.
Posted by TampaTiger87
Member since Jan 2024
189 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 12:01 am to
As a Mizzou fan.......I really, really, really, really hope they don't back in time for this one. Cause we all know who they'd choose.
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
460 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:28 am to
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Maybe Ryan Williams will have a make up artists do his make up before games an at halftime.
People who obsess over sexual orientation of others are often the very ones who have their own sexual preference issues. It's the ole "He doth protest too much."
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28129 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:58 am to
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How fricking miserable are you to try and troll with this shite? I’m sorry you have a very tiny dick, and probably violently raped by a retard at a young age but Ffs, do better

I know! How dare he make a little joke about one of your Alabama football players that paints his fingernails.

Go cry in a corner. You can't handle anyone saying anything negative about your football players huh? Makes you too emotional.

Talk shite about any Auburn player. I don't care. I don't cry over stupid crap.

/rant
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4585 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:53 am to
Easy players who use finger nail polish are easy targets.

You would never see a guy like Julio Jones do this. Difference in a 100% man and how liberal men act nowdays.
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
460 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 8:20 am to
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in a 100% man and how liberal men act nowdays.
Like I said the ole "He doth protest too much." is in play here. Dude....go get your nails done and stop with the nonsense. You know you want to do it because you keep talking about it. Just go....Geez....
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 8:21 am
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38522 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 9:27 am to
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and probably violently raped by a retard at a young age but Ffs, do better


Posted by RT58
Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
4061 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 10:28 am to
That actually wouldn't be shocking
Lol
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
14477 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 10:29 am to
Cammy Cam
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
68600 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 10:35 am to
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You would never see a guy like Julio Jones do this. Difference in a 100% man and how liberal men act nowdays.

I think you picked the wrong receiver to say this about
Posted by Smokin Joe Dumas
In your head
Member since Apr 2022
1058 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 3:52 pm to
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I would expect an Aggie to be the frontrunner.


Well, they are based out of Dallas
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
34880 posts
Posted on 2/15/25 at 4:35 pm to
Cam Newton have any eligibility left?
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