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Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:05 am
Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:05 am
A priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar; that's just the first guy.
How did the Catholic break his leg raking leaves? He climbed too far up in the tree.
You heard about a reverse exorcism? It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the baw's body.
How did the Catholic break his leg raking leaves? He climbed too far up in the tree.
You heard about a reverse exorcism? It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the baw's body.
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:10 am to RockyRococco
"Hail Mary, full of grace...Notre Dame's in second place"
Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:12 am to madmaxvol
What does a Notre Dame fan do when his team wins the national championship?
He turns the Xbox off.
He turns the Xbox off.
Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:19 am to RockyRococco
So a man is walking along and he finds a lamp. He runs the lamp, a genie pops out an says, "I will grant you one wish."
Man: "I wish I can live forever."
Genie: "I'm sorry but I can't grant that to you. Wish for anything else and it'll be my pleasure to grant it to you."
Man: "Fine. I wish I can live until Notre Dame wins another national title in football."
Genie: "You son of a bitch."
Man: "I wish I can live forever."
Genie: "I'm sorry but I can't grant that to you. Wish for anything else and it'll be my pleasure to grant it to you."
Man: "Fine. I wish I can live until Notre Dame wins another national title in football."
Genie: "You son of a bitch."
Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:54 am to RockyRococco
1988, even Tenner can join in on this.
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:10 am to RockyRococco
1988. ^———- yours was better.
This post was edited on 1/14/25 at 9:11 am
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:14 am to ukraine_rebel
I knew this was coming
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:25 am to RockyRococco
More like Catholic jokes these 3.
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:30 am to Easttnbuck
We wouldn't do it if we didn't care 
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:49 am to ukraine_rebel
Must be a lot of caring in this forum
Posted on 1/14/25 at 10:37 am to RockyRococco
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when a young boy passes them going in the opposite direction. Turning to watch the kid walk away the priest says "man, I'd like to frick that kid" to which the Rabbi says "out of what"?
What's the difference between a Notre Dame cheerleader and a catfish?
One has whiskers and smells like a fish and the other lives under water.....
What's the difference between a Notre Dame cheerleader and a catfish?
One has whiskers and smells like a fish and the other lives under water.....
Posted on 1/14/25 at 12:58 pm to AwgustaDawg
The Notre Dame coach is half black and half Korean. All of his pokemon are on probation.
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