Vols are the team to beat next year after looking closely at our schedule.

Looking at our schedule next year, I don’t see one team that can beat us. We start off with two cupcakes, then we get Georgia in Neyland. Thankfully we won’t be in that shithole of a town and that Athens is. We will wax Georgia 38-13 and it will be all downhill from there for them. Once we get the lead in Neyland, momentum will snowball and Kirby will shite his pants.

Alabama doesn’t scare me with their new yankee head coach. We go in to that dump of a stadium and beat them 48-16. Their defense is soft as baby shite, which is fitting since their stadium looks like a damn toilet bowl, just like their west coast “coach” is. Maybe more of your players can throw temper tantrums and show the coaches that nobody respects them. That includes Heupel, who will run it up on that yankee SOB.

We finish off the season beating the absolute dog shite out of sunbelt Billy and that little bitch Pavia, then head in to the SECCG undefeated against Texas. Will be a good game, but wannabe UT isn’t SEC material quite yet.

That’s a 1-seed and all of you little pansies will just have to deal with the fact that the Vols are your daddy. By the way wannabe UT, don’t be surprised if Arch comes crawling to UT to learn from qb guru Heupel.