Go home Southeastern Conference, you're drunk

Just to recap what was the 2024 season...

South Carolina throttled Texas A&M and A&M beats LSU, except LSU beat South Carolina. South Carolina would then throttle Vanderbilt and Vanderbilt would beat Bama, except Bama would throttle LSU right after that same Vanderbilt beat Bama.

With me so far? It gets better

Texas A&M would beat LSU, LSU would beat Ole Miss, and Ole Miss would throttle Georgia, but lose to Kentucky. Georgia would beat Texas and Tennessee while Kentucky would lose to literally every other SEC team they played, except Ole Miss.

Bama would beat Georgia and LSU, but would lose to Oklahoma and Vanderbilt, both of which LSU beat. LSU would lose to Florida. Florida would beat Ole Miss, but lose to Georgia who Ole Miss beat.

Tennessee would beat Bama, but lose to Arkansas. Arkansas lost to A&M, but they beat Auburn, except Auburn would beat A&M. Auburn would not beat Vanderbilt, and Vanderbilt could not beat Missouri. Missouri would lose to A&M, but would beat Auburn who, again, beat A&M.

Oklahoma would lose to LSU, but beat Bama, except Bama would beat LSU and Auburn, while Auburn would lose to Oklahoma. Oklahoma would beat Missouri and Missouri would beat Auburn, but remember Missouri would get throttled by A&M who, once again, lost to Auburn.