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Got drunk fell down a well and broke my coccyx. Yes, we suck. Yes, our offense is anemic

Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:02 pm
Posted by AulderMagee
Dallas
Member since Mar 2024
3087 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:02 pm
And yes we'll likely lose to Florida.

OK, No I didnt fall down a well, didn't break my coccyx. But my butt does feel like Arkie went in dry.

Some of my pregame quotes;

quote:

UT could lose to Arkie, it could happen. UT has to prepare hard for this one. It ain't gonna be easy.

Arkie is better than their record. It won't be like playing Kentucky. UT will have their hands full.

@Arkie- Tough matchup

Trap game for UT. We better be ready.


Yup. Arkie played lights out, and knocked our blocks off.

UT is not a playoff team right now.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:04 pm to
Should we discuss more of your pregame quotes?
Posted by theballguy
tMoral compass of poliboard
Member since Oct 2011
19343 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Should we discuss more of your pregame quotes?



Especially the very short-sighted ones from Week 1-3.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7251 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:08 pm to
I'm sure another Tennessee fan will lick your coccyx until it feels better for a half a hit of meth.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30934 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:09 pm to
The word on the street is you're a pussy who runs and hides for days.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130551 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:13 pm to
Idiot alter
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
3385 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:17 pm to
I was basically saying the same thing all week.
I guess our team doesn’t read what we post here in the Rant. lol
But atleast we didn’t get blown out .
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:20 pm to
Seek Canadian healthcare
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
40983 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:20 pm to
I broke my coccyx one time .... was taking a leak in the middle of the night and my blood pressure dropped and I woke up in the shower having fallen backwards and taken out the two glass shower doors.

That one was a pain in the arse for two months. Broke the tip off. Wicked pain sitting and driving .... wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Don't bother getting the surgery. Just get a broken coccyx cushion and take it with you everwhere you go.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7303 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7303 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

The word on the street is you're a pussy who runs and hides for days.

Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15992 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7303 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

And yes we'll likely lose to Florida.

One of the most damaging things the Vols could likely ever do to the Florida Football program would be finding a way to lose to them at home and cooling off Napier's hot seat
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
1511 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Should we discuss more of your pregame quotes?



yes
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
1814 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 6:26 pm to
Once you admitted you got wasted and that your butt is very sore the next day, i dont think there was ever any saving you.
Posted by Dirty 6th
Member since Sep 2023
284 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 6:32 pm to
And you want to be acknowledged as the real UT. SMH.
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine
Member since Jul 2021
20 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:18 pm to
Do not feel bad. Arkansas is a great team. Nobody can beat those guys.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7046 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:25 pm to
is coccyx where the cock attaches?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30934 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

is coccyx where the cock attaches?


In Texas it does unless you're a steer is what I've always heard.

Posted by derp
Jawja
Member since Feb 2015
983 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:30 pm to
So you busted your arse
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