
Kwai Chang Caine
Favorite team: | Junior College |
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Number of Posts: | 20 |
Registered on: | 7/30/2021 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: I feel no differently about Texas football after Saturday night
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 10/21/24 at 1:37 pm
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Your quarterback was scared Jack
Skippy Ewers wasn't bad in the Dr. Pepper commercial. though. No Larry Culpepper but decent.
re: Got drunk fell down a well and broke my coccyx. Yes, we suck. Yes, our offense is anemic
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 10/7/24 at 7:18 pm
Do not feel bad. Arkansas is a great team. Nobody can beat those guys.
re: GameDay Guest Picker is...
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 9/19/24 at 2:15 pm
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Blake Shelton's and Gwen Stefani's home in Oklahoma....
Surprised me. Looks a lot like my house except for a few details.
re: Never open up a thread title with "Promise I'm not gay, but"
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 9/18/24 at 3:23 pm
Every UT started thread should begin with that. Except the "promise" "not" part
re: A&M and Petrino
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 9/1/24 at 5:51 pm
Art Briles should not be held up as the bar to clear ethics-wise.
re: I know it's only Temple
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 8/30/24 at 8:19 pm
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You need to learn the rules here if you wish to be a quality poster, new guy. Oklahoma posts go on the Oklahoma board; it's literally why it was created.
They need listen you. You be valued poster since last month. Much experience.
re: Oklahoma fans: predict September 21st
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/28/24 at 4:56 pm
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If you think that's going to work around here ... the coping mechanisms and deflection manage stuff ....
Yes. Passive aggressive retort valuable tool to combat mindless bluster.
re: Beginning to realize Texas and Texas A&M are rivals…
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/19/24 at 4:32 pm
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Well Aggie degree is more valuable and it’s a much nicer school
Only if you want be farmer or mechanic. Texas farm school no can be trusted. Restrooms very dirty.
re: Big 12 basketball is too tough this year
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 12/9/23 at 6:08 pm
That be rude. Why you no be loving and welcome new teams
re: Best Football Team In Every State Map
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 12/1/23 at 4:23 pm
You sad troll Missouri man. This map not be right. Missouri have bad rest stops when I stop and pee. Very dirty.
re: Oklahoma’s entrance into the SEC
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 11/29/23 at 7:31 pm
Why you be troll. Missouri fans commit many crime against nature. I pee there once.
re: Big 12 commish takes a giant dump on OU and Texas
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/12/23 at 4:51 pm
We just want to make all of you proud of us.
re: kansas pimping themselves on Social Media
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/31/21 at 10:42 am
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I’ll leave this right here
Seems like a friendly place,
re: SEC Big 5
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/30/21 at 3:10 pm
Impressive. Seems like you guys could figure out a way to win more football games.
re: Why does Paul Finebaum have his head so far up Alabamas arse?
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/30/21 at 2:21 pm
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What I want to know is, what the frick happened to his face?
There does appear to be something amiss with the ear to head ratio.
re: Who else is looking forward to breaking Oklahoma and Texas?
Posted by Kwai Chang Caine on 7/30/21 at 1:57 pm
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They have this unmitigated hubris from years of being in a conference where they were the big swingin dicks with a bunch of stooges. They have no idea how the SEC and it's members operate. I don't foresee any of us ever treating them like family the way we do with each other even when we hate each other.
Actually I believe our hubris to be somewhat mitigated...sometimes...occasionally.
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