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Any Dog fans wanna meet up and catch these hands tomorrow?
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:06 pm
And I'm not talking about the kind of meeting up that you erected dick assassins are accustomed to.
I'm talking about good ole fashioned hand to hand combat like our grandfathers used to do during their lunch break for the frick of it before Georgia men took over the world and made everyone soft.
Tech fans call you the "Walmart Dawgs" but do you think that's supposed to impress me? I'm a Dollar General rewards member and shite bare assed on public toilets - even during covid.
I tore my shoulder doing dumbbell flys the other day and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for six weeks which means "don't piss standing up". You know what I did? I called that doctor a kweer, made him pay me for the visit and then marched my gimp shouldered arse right back to the gym and did a chest press. That doctor was a pussy. Definitely a Georgia fan.
So if you're up for the challenge and looking for free facial reconstruction surgery, meet me at the HERE Condominiums behind the strip between the hours of 12:00pm and 2:00pm EST and I'll make men out of you arse plumbers.
Look for the handsome and 100% straight 6'2 guy with a "wheatish complexion", black beard, slick back undercut, square jaw and three legs. I'll be wearing a solid white Hugo Boss polo paired with dark wash extra slim fit jeans from Express. I'll also have my 11.5 inch matte leather shoes already lubed up for you because I'm a gentleman like that.
Find me and I'll give you a preview of what Bama's going to do to you extra chromosomes tomorrow night.
After I'm through with you, we can walk over to the old Egan's Bar and you can buy me and the lady (no pics) an Odoul's. She's from Colombia and would be more than happy to give you equal rights (and lefts) as well.
I'm talking about good ole fashioned hand to hand combat like our grandfathers used to do during their lunch break for the frick of it before Georgia men took over the world and made everyone soft.
Tech fans call you the "Walmart Dawgs" but do you think that's supposed to impress me? I'm a Dollar General rewards member and shite bare assed on public toilets - even during covid.
I tore my shoulder doing dumbbell flys the other day and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for six weeks which means "don't piss standing up". You know what I did? I called that doctor a kweer, made him pay me for the visit and then marched my gimp shouldered arse right back to the gym and did a chest press. That doctor was a pussy. Definitely a Georgia fan.
So if you're up for the challenge and looking for free facial reconstruction surgery, meet me at the HERE Condominiums behind the strip between the hours of 12:00pm and 2:00pm EST and I'll make men out of you arse plumbers.
Look for the handsome and 100% straight 6'2 guy with a "wheatish complexion", black beard, slick back undercut, square jaw and three legs. I'll be wearing a solid white Hugo Boss polo paired with dark wash extra slim fit jeans from Express. I'll also have my 11.5 inch matte leather shoes already lubed up for you because I'm a gentleman like that.
Find me and I'll give you a preview of what Bama's going to do to you extra chromosomes tomorrow night.
After I'm through with you, we can walk over to the old Egan's Bar and you can buy me and the lady (no pics) an Odoul's. She's from Colombia and would be more than happy to give you equal rights (and lefts) as well.
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Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:08 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:11 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
What's your problem with Walmart? I like Walmart.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:11 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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PuertoRicanBlaze
Number 15, is that you?
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:12 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
what the fck did i just read
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:13 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:22 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
I thought Andy Kaufman died
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:30 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Favorite thread of the day. 6'2" ... 
... A little person made this post, book it.
... A little person made this post, book it.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:38 pm to PawnShop
"I shite bare assed on public toilets!"
Lmfao you win the internet today.
Lmfao you win the internet today.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:38 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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PuertoRicanBlaze
Hello Altie
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:40 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Cash me outside aight
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:41 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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This post was edited on 10/18/24 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:41 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Gauntlet thrown...
Posted on 9/27/24 at 6:51 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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the old Egan's Bar
It's a shame that Egan's and The Chukker are no more. Those places were the most interesting spots in T Town.
Eat cornbread. Raise hell.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:00 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Dude, I had to log back in to say congratulations on writing one of the most beautiful, well-written shite posts I've ever read on the internet.
Bravo, sir.
Bravo, sir.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:11 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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I tore my shoulder doing dumbbell flys the other day and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for six weeks which means "don't piss standing up". You know what I did? I called that doctor a kweer, made him pay me for the visit and then marched my gimp shouldered arse right back to the gym and did a chest press.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:12 pm to RaleighTiger
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t's a shame that Egan's and The Chukker are no more. Those places were the most interesting spots in T Town.
Agreed.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:41 pm to Georgia Jailbird
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Number 15, is that you?
Nah, op would enjoy it.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:44 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
Seriously didn't know express sells mens clothes now.
Posted on 9/27/24 at 7:52 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
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Any Dog fans wanna meet up and catch these hands tomorrow?
Surely no one read the diatribe but this title sounds like some coded gay stuff. You looking for a boyfriend?
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