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Where do Texas fans get their dildos?

Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am
Posted by Ferriday AF
Metairie
Member since Jul 2023
505 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am
Big Bra and ParasolToTexas, I'm talking to you. Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.

This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 9:35 am
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am to
Their
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
6657 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:22 am to
I like to troll my buddy’s church’s online chat saying that I’m a 14/f/TN who hates her grandmother because she threw away all her vibrating dildos and wants pastor to pray for her to go to hell
Posted by Ferriday AF
Metairie
Member since Jul 2023
505 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:22 am to
Thank you.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
2197 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:23 am to
Where do we get our dildos? I would imagine the same place everyone does anymore, Amazon.
Posted by Georgia Jailbird
Drunk and nekkid in a phone booth
Member since Sep 2024
531 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:


I like to troll my buddy’s church’s online chat saying that I’m a 14/f/TN who hates her grandmother because she threw away all her vibrating dildos and wants pastor to pray for her to go to hell
You sound like a real immature piece of shite.

You sound like you had parents who would raise something that would call themselves "Tygah" I would bet your parents were also a couple of real winners.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

ParasolToTexas


It’s so bad it’s good
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15991 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:33 am to
How is Linda? I miss her.
Posted by Indignity
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2020
1979 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:35 am to
They are school supplied and inserted in every anus during freshmen orientation
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
53145 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:39 am to
[quote]How is Linda?[/grinder.
Linda's a commie, but she does take it in the arse.
Posted by NaturalStateReb
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2012
1512 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:41 am to
Looks like Texas is starting to truck them in from Starkville
This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 9:42 am
Posted by pubes
Brest, Franch
Member since Dec 2023
216 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:45 am to
I got banned from surlyhorns for asking if anyone knew where do buy a bovine shaped strap on.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
2197 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:51 am to
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I got banned from surlyhorns for asking if anyone knew where do buy a bovine shaped strap on.


If it were still ShaggyBevo your post would have evolved into an MS Paint battle of strap on mascots of every FBS team.

Sadly such cultural wonders are missing on sports forums now…
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4622 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:55 am to
Out of their dad's nightstand.
Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1311 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Big Bra and ParasolToTexas, I'm talking to you. Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.


sometimes self-ownage just writes itself
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:03 am to
Shaggy was my first sports rag. It was great. To bad it changed and went to hell.
Posted by aero1126
Member since Oct 2016
1159 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.



Makes sense that your own equipment is too small and doesn't work.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
7043 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:41 am to
Would be funny if State fans would come to the game this weekend with cowbell in one hand and dildo in the other.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
76013 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to
Dildopolos
Posted by AulderMagee
Dallas
Member since Mar 2024
3087 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 11:01 am to
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