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Misery is Oklahoma's rented mule
Posted on 8/3/24 at 6:18 am
Posted on 8/3/24 at 6:18 am
Misery is a bug that Oklahoma squashes on their way to yet another conference or national championship.
To my new SEC brethren - I know you mean well by warning us Oklahoma fans how tough it is to win in Columbia. It isn't. Oklahoma has won there 30+ times. In the entire history of the series, Misery has won only 24 times total at any location.
Series history: 67-24-5 in favor of Oklahoma
Past 22 meetings: Oklahoma won 20
Past 9 meetings: Oklahoma won 8
2007 was a particularly bad year for Misery. Oklahoma beat them twice. The 2nd time, Misery was the #1 ranked BCS team. Oklahoma still won.
2008 - Oklahoma played Misery in the Big-12 championship game, and won 62 - 21.
Not long after that, Misery cut and ran to the SEC because they were tired of being abused by Oklahoma.
Unfortunately for them, we found them.
Get ready for it, Misery fans.
To my new SEC brethren - I know you mean well by warning us Oklahoma fans how tough it is to win in Columbia. It isn't. Oklahoma has won there 30+ times. In the entire history of the series, Misery has won only 24 times total at any location.
Series history: 67-24-5 in favor of Oklahoma
Past 22 meetings: Oklahoma won 20
Past 9 meetings: Oklahoma won 8
2007 was a particularly bad year for Misery. Oklahoma beat them twice. The 2nd time, Misery was the #1 ranked BCS team. Oklahoma still won.
2008 - Oklahoma played Misery in the Big-12 championship game, and won 62 - 21.
Not long after that, Misery cut and ran to the SEC because they were tired of being abused by Oklahoma.
Unfortunately for them, we found them.
Get ready for it, Misery fans.
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Posted on 8/3/24 at 6:24 am to Stinger_1066
misery/missouri is not a proper noun
Lower case m
Lower case m
Posted on 8/3/24 at 6:37 am to Stinger_1066
Broklahoma can't afford to rent shite, mules included.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 6:54 am to Stinger_1066
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I know you mean well by warning us Oklahoma fans how tough it is to win in Columbia.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 7:29 am to Stinger_1066
Please don’t come here and tell us about 20 years ago.
Please go away for 10 years and come back and give us a report.
Please go away for 10 years and come back and give us a report.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 7:35 am to Faurot fodder
We get rid of little orange brother, and we "gain" the brokedicks from Misery. Hard to judge which is worse.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 7:41 am to Faurot fodder
3rd best Tigers in the SEC!
*4th best program with a feline mascot!!
*4th best program with a feline mascot!!
This post was edited on 8/3/24 at 7:44 am
Posted on 8/3/24 at 7:54 am to roobedoo
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Please don’t come here and tell us about 20 years ago.
Please go away for 10 years and come back and give us a report.
Unfortunately, that is all I can do at this point because the chickenshits ran from us 13 years ago.
This post was edited on 8/3/24 at 7:55 am
Posted on 8/3/24 at 8:05 am to Stinger_1066
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Oklahoma squashes on their way to yet another conference or national championship.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 8:29 am to Faurot fodder
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Broklahoma can't afford to rent shite, mules included.
Misery can no longer hide from Oklahoma. November 9th looms large. Oklahoma is coming to Columbia, a place where Oklahoma has won over 30+ times. A place where Oklahoma has won more often than the home team in head to head match-ups.
Prepare yourself mentally now.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 8:43 am to Stinger_1066
So this is what they call smack talk in the Big 12?
Posted on 8/3/24 at 8:56 am to bigDgator
Seems pretty similar to the shite here
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:20 am to Stinger_1066
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Get ready for it, Misery fans.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:39 am to Mizz-SEC
Nobody has murdered me like you wanted, pussy.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:49 am to Stinger_1066
All of the Mobilehoma fans are the worst. I'm surrounded by them. The Sooners can win 41-38 against Colorado State and all the Mobilehoma fans will never be concerned about their defense, only "that one TD throw from Gabriel was sweet!"
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:53 am to Faurot fodder
55 years since last co-conference championship
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:53 am to El Segundo Guy
we saw similar jubilation after missouri beat Ohio St 14-3 after they had to promote the guy handing out towels to quarterback
Posted on 8/3/24 at 10:03 am to Stinger_1066
They have a major OU and Texas problem.
Posted on 8/3/24 at 11:12 am to Stinger_1066
You may have made Columbia, Missouri, your cup of tea.....but, you won't find the taste so pleasant when you go to The Cockpit in Columbia, South Carolina.
You don't ever take anything for granted when you go visit those birds in THAT Columbia!
You don't ever take anything for granted when you go visit those birds in THAT Columbia!
Posted on 8/3/24 at 11:39 am to Jrv2damac
I think we can all agree that misery fans go straight in the right turn on red lane.
**in a prius**
**in a prius**
This post was edited on 8/3/24 at 12:36 pm
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