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re: Can anyone explain Alabama fans’ infatuation with using French heritage as an insult?
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:15 am to Bodie
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:15 am to Bodie
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Bodie
I don’t get the insult either. I’m thankful for France, their role in our country’s founding, their incredible contributions to western civilization, etc. Have enjoyed all of my trips I’ve taken there.
That said, you have spent an incredible amount of time and effort bleeding all over the board this morning on this issue. In OP you scream about this being a purely Alabama phenomenon, pathetically providing research going back six months. Curiously, only 66% of the posters you quoted are Bama fans (when removing the guy with 20 posts that no one has heard of). Again, that’s just surprising considering the inordinate effort you put into this thread, reviewing posts going back to October 2023, etc.
TLDR: you’re really coming across as a dumb frick pussy loser with this thread. Hope that helps.
This post was edited on 3/9/24 at 8:18 am
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:16 am to Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa why yall talking about the french, fam?
They were cowards 100 years ago. People can change.
They were cowards 100 years ago. People can change.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:17 am to thatthang
Sad effort, really.
I’ve been posting about their French pussy bloodline since at least 2014.
I’ve been posting about their French pussy bloodline since at least 2014.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:18 am to jangalang
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Tuscaloosa why yall talking about the french, fam? They were cowards 100 years ago. People can change.
Fair point. I should stop picking on them for their weak ancestors.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:19 am to Tuscaloosa
Mic drop T!!!!
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:31 am to captdalton
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I just know if it weren’t for England and the United States they would be speaking German right now.
Do Gumps speak yankee?
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:32 am to fr33manator
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Do Gumps speak yankee?
The majority of their students do
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:37 am to captdalton
France has won more military victories than any other country in world history. Fact. and France layed down in WWII primarily because much of the country sympathized with the Germans fighting the red horde and preventing Bolshevism taking over the entire continent of Europe.
Alabama fans don't really read books, they just get talking points from Hollywood comedies that make fun of the French.
Alabama fans don't really read books, they just get talking points from Hollywood comedies that make fun of the French.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:37 am to Bodie
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A: No one knows.
A: No one knows.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:39 am to El Magnifico
Q: Why does the French navy use glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see the old French navy.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:43 am to Bodie
You’re overthinking it, it’s a dumb angle from dumb people
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
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Do Gumps speak yankee?
Yes, they speak English.
But if dialect is where you want to go, by all means.
If these posts had an accent, the Cajuns’ would be unintelligible here just like in person.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:46 am to Hback
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
This Many. First Battle of the Marne
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:46 am to captdalton
Right because the state of Alabama is the height of sophistication 
Y’all really do make this easy
Y’all really do make this easy
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:49 am to Tuscaloosa
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millions of French men who sacrificed themselves for their country
Those men don’t exist anymore. The bulk of the strength of the French bloodline died out during the Napoleonic wars.
What was left is what has given us:
Catastrophic arse whoopings at the hands of the Germans - resulting in hundreds of millions of dollars in resources and thousands of allied lives lost over the course of 2 World Wars in which the French couldn’t defend themselves due to their own limp wrists.
Withdrawal from Vietnam, which left Americans paying the bill for French ineptitude in one of the most difficult military conflicts in World History.
Internationally, we are saddled with bleeding heart pussies in Canada who demand French be spoken by government officials, to include a law requiring all announcements on Canadian airplanes to be made in English and in French.
The LSU fanbase and football program, which may be the largest collective group of pussies on the entire internet & sports world. Yellow pants to match their yellow bellies.
Hope this helps.
Outstanding and very well stated.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:55 am to Draconian Sanctions
France is an old old dynasty, with periods of greatness weakness. With many great victories, (many more in the win than the loss column), but occasional hard fought losses to superior opponents (and the occasional head scratcher).
The great leaders, everyone knows their names. The terrible ones everyone tries to forget.
Some wonder if they are in decline after the last dynasty ended, with a loss, but man...they have some skins on the wall.
So basically, France is Alabama
The great leaders, everyone knows their names. The terrible ones everyone tries to forget.
Some wonder if they are in decline after the last dynasty ended, with a loss, but man...they have some skins on the wall.
So basically, France is Alabama
Posted on 3/9/24 at 9:00 am to captdalton
This is so stupid. Germany occupied France for like four years, yet French is still being spoken…in France. It was never not spoken during the occupation.
Also, French is a Germanic language.
Also, French is a Germanic language.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 9:01 am to El Magnifico
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France has won more military victories than any other country in world history.
Not in the last 100 years. Here is a comprehensive list of French victories since 1870.
That’s it. That is the list of their military conquests in the late modern era..
Posted on 3/9/24 at 9:04 am to Bodie
I don't know, but I've never lost a fight against a gump.
Y'all talk real loud, but most of you are too fat to back up your shite.
Y'all talk real loud, but most of you are too fat to back up your shite.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 9:04 am to Bodie
The French heritage does explain all the losing going on down there.
All in good fun my friends.
All in good fun my friends.
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